The Kill Jim Game

[FiShCaKe]

This game I found on another forum~ it's supposed to be fun~

It goes like this:
There's this poor fella Jim- one person finds a way to kill him, and the next person who posts must find a way to save him

example:
A: I pushed him from the edge of a cliff *KILL*
B: There comes a flying tuna and saves him *SAVE*
C: I shot the flying tuna and he falls *KILL*

and so on ~
I hope this works >_>

I made Jim eat a poisoned mushroom *KILL*

[makhan]

I give him some pills, so he throws up everything *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

I hang him on a tree *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

i cut the rope with my shotgun skills "save"

[scorpio moon]

I throw Jim into a volcano *KILL*

[FiShCaKe]

The volcano is not active and I've put a mattress at the bottom *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

i switch the mattress with a bed of nails. "death"

[scorpio moon]

I throw a bunch of that packing stuff on top of the nails. *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

Before that I changed the packing stuff into shurikens :D *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

play tarzan and swing him to saftey *save*

[matty543]

Picks up one of the shurikens and throw it at the vine cutting it causing jim to fall *KILL*

[FiShCaKe]

he falls into a bunch of trees and only gets hurt *SAVE*

[hex]

the trees got posionos throns *KILL*

[matty543]

But luckyly jim barely misses it and starts to run away *save*

[FiShCaKe]

while he runs a poisonous snake comes and bite him *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

we get him to a hospital in the nick of time *SAVE*

[matty543]

however his doctor is incompetent and injects too much morphine *KILL*

[DarkBlood]

Another doctor saves him *save*

[scorpio moon]

but accidentally gives him the wrong blood type. *KILL*

[DarkBlood]

Jim has bloodtype AB. *save*

[matty543]

jim goes to leave the hospital but then the elevator malfunctions causing it to fall *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

but an electrician is on hand, and is able to stop it before it hits the bottom floor *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

however, the thread that hold the lift broke, and he falls anyways *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

he climbs to out the escape hacth at the top before it falls *save*

[hex]

but it isnt there! hes still falling! *kill*

[DarkBlood]

Superman comes and saves Jim. *save*

[hex]

superman tries to suprass the speed of light, transforming both him and jim to pure energy *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

the flash trips super man *save*

[scorpio moon]

superman tries again, and succeeds. *KILL*

[hex]

superman sneezes and decides to put jim down in a swimming pool. *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

jim cant swim *kill*

[FiShCaKe]

There comes David Hasselhoff and takes him out of the pool >:O *SAVE*

[scorpio moon]

David gets a really bad cramp right when he's about to get Jim out of the pool, and he drags Jim to the bottom of the pool instead. *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

the hulk jumps in the pool and the water is flushed out *save*

[scorpio moon]

but the hulk lands on Jim *KILL*

[FiShCaKe]

Superman regretted throwing Jim and came to stop Hulk just an inch before he landed *SAVE

[starwarsdude]

the hulk is strong than the superman and crush the both of them *death*

[scorpio moon]

Jim manages to move out of the way in time though *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

But he gets caught up in the fight between Hulk and Supermen and gets killed *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

Jim manages to get to the shallow p[art of the pool, thereby avoiding getting hit *SAVE*

[hex]

but there is a pirayashoal there, that eats him!! *KILL*

[FiShCaKe]

In has bitten Jims butt, got poisoned and died. Jim lives :D *SAVE*

[scorpio moon]

but Jim has been in the water for too long without air *KILL*

[hex]

but jim is an example of extreme evulotion, and have aquired gills *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

a stingray comes and pierces him *Steven Irwin KILL*

[scorpio moon]

but it only pierces his pinky toe *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

then jim trys to run but as he is a nukes droped on him *istant death*

[LordRichardWellington]

Luckly, a swarm of cockroaches create a protective barrier around Jim. *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

But it was only because he was their prey and they wanted to digest him slowly *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

the terminix guy show up and kill the roachs *save*

[hex]

the termix sprays jim with the posion. *KILL*

[FiShCaKe]

it wasn't a bug killing spray, just deodorant *SAVE*

[hex]

but its the wrong substance in it, its sulphiric acid!!! *KILL*

[bezza010]

but the suphuric acid was sooo diluted it only gave a mild tingle, *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but the acid get in his eyes and disolves the eyes and some one throw a fork into the eyesocket *death*

[hex]

but it was just a doll, the real jim is in hawaii, eating melon *SAVE*

[bezza010]

the mellon has a Poisonous snake inside *KILL*

[DarkBlood]

Jim gets a vaccine *save*

[hex]

jim is allergic against the vaccine *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

but the needles was empty *save*

[FiShCaKe]

but jim is afraid of needles and dies of shock *KILL*

[hex]

but this jim was a robot. the REAL real jim is in sunbathing in sahara *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

the lions are eating him *death*

[scorpio moon]

but Jim runs away in time, so only his arm gets bitten and chewed on *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

he bleeds to death *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

he manages to put a band around his arm to cut off the blood circulation *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

but the wound got infected and he's in a dessert so he has no water *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

but Jim has a super immune system, so he survives *SAVE*

[matty543]

jim thinks he sees an oasis and he starts running towards it but he then falls into a pit of quicksand *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

the sand turned to be out a under ground well and there is water*save*

[matty543]

but since jim cant swim he drowns *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

but its a shallow pool *save*

[DarkBlood]

Someone accidently drops an electric-cable in the water.

[hex]

but al qaida blew up the power plant *SAVE*

[scorpio moon]

Jim got caught in the blast *KILL*

[matty543]

al qaida Saves him and take him back to their base/cave *SAVE* ........(maybe)

[hex]

but george bush decides that jim is osama bin ladin, and NUKES THE CAVES *KILL

[scorpio moon]

Jim manages to get into a bomb shelter in time *SAVE*

[DarkBlood]

There's a bomb inside the shelter *kill!!!*

[hex]

but, its a failure, and doesnt explode, it only smells slightly of lavender *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but the smell was truely mustard gas *death*

[FiShCaKe]

but Jim had a gas-mask prepared *SAVE*

[hex]

but the gas mask needles with venom inside, making him poison himself when equipping it *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

but there where two mask and he graped the one with no needles *save*

[scorpio moon]

but the one with no needles is broken, so it doesn't filter the air at all. *KILL*

[FiShCaKe]

but he managed to escape form the mustard gas before he ran out of breath *SAVE*

[hex]

he ate something my sister cooked.. *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

he threw it up *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

I locked him in a cage with starving lions and swallowed the key *KILL*

[hex]

the lion is vegetarian :D *SAVE*

[scorpio moon]

but they've gone insane and will now eat anything *KILL*

[FiShCaKe]

and they eat the bars of the cage and leave Jim behind *SAVE*

[hex]

my computer shuts down, leaving jim without help against hordes of monsters *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

but it restarts right away *SAVE*

[DarkBlood]

I personally kill Jim. *kill´*

[scorpio moon]

but it's just a clone of Jim *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

but I killed the real one *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

but you cant kill jim his is a super human and cant have any injuries *save*

[hex]

but hes really allergic to cats, and gets attacked by 15 cat-girls *KILL* (maybe darky replacement? :))

[scorpio moon]

but we get his medicine to him on time. *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but its the wrong meds and he gets even more sick *kill*

[scorpio moon]

but since we were only able to give him a small dose, the effect was weak, so we give him the real medicine now. *SAVE*

[hex]

one of the doctors is corrupted, and injects a large dose of poison *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

but he trips and the pills go everywhere and jim makes a run for it *save*

[hex]

but to leave hes forced to eat a piece of radium *SLOW KILL*

[DarkBlood]

Jim is superman. *save*

[FiShCaKe]

Jim is not superman, but supermans' weak twin, therefore he dies *KILL*

[hex]

but he throws up, before it gets absorbed by his body *SAVE*

[scorpio moon]

but it explodes for some reason at his feet, and shards soot everywhere. *KILL*

[hex]

but chizuru-chan has fallen in love with jim, and protects him from the shards! *SAVE*

[scorpio moon]

but some of the shards get through to Jim *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

but jim has the skin of a lizard *save*

[scorpio moon]

but the shards can pierce through anything *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

he skin is so thick that nothing can pentrait it *save

[LordRichardWellington]

But Jim has massive kidney failures that require sergery (sp) and none of the tools the sergeons (sp) have can pierce his skin. *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

but they manage to figure out why his kidneys are failing and find a method to save them without having to cut his skin. *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but its not his kidney that's failing it his heart *kill*

[scorpio moon]

but jim is immortal *SAVE*

[LordRichardWellington]

But his brain gets damaged and he cannot move or think. *Killed inside*

[starwarsdude]

but he has a virus that can repair the brain *save

[scorpio moon]

but the virus decides to repair by pruning, and accidentally prunes a vital area in the brain *KILL*

[hex]

but, jims friend, Bjorn, is an elite surgist, and performs elite super ultra surgery on jim *SAVE*

[DarkBlood]

But Bjorn is sick so he's replaced by Achmed the dead terrorist who can't do anything right * kill*

[starwarsdude]

jim cant be killed because he is at my place *save*

[hex]

but you show jim your hentai, and since he is japanese, he gets a huge nosebleed, and dies from bloodloss *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

but Jim had excess blood in his body at the time anyways, so it restored balance to his system *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but he trips down the stair *kill*

[SMIGETZ]

he lands on top of a mattress by the indoor pool *SAVE

[hex]

but theres Cobra snakes on the matress!! *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

but Jim charms cobra snakes *SAVE*

[andreasfr]

Dips jim in bbq sauce and placing him on my stove *KILL*

[DarkBlood]

Destroy the stove *save*

[starwarsdude]

but we aint got tools to break the stove *kill*

[hex]

but the stove collapses, giving jim time to escape, before anyone notices he is gone!! *SAVE*

[andreasfr]

ive installed a bomb in jims neck and if he gets more than 30 feet away from me it will explode, btw, this bomb is set to blow if not i and only i give it the right not to blow up code, at the exact right time
besides, ive got atleast 500 bombs inside jim, eachone is powerful enough to blow him up *KILL*

save that, b****** ;P

[starwarsdude]

ok easy on we will make you life a bitch and rip out your brain place it in a jar and give it to jim to walk around with *save*

[DarkBlood]

The jar breaks and a tiger! Steals the brain. :3 *kill*

[scorpio moon]

but the brain somehow implants itself into the tiger *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but the tiger eats jim *kill*

[scorpio moon]

but Jim was wearing diamond armor and it breaks the tiger's teeth *SAVE*

[andreasfr]

but the tiger gave birth to a bigger tiger with super diamond teeth, that tiger breaks the armor and kills jim befor anyone else can post a "SAVE*" KILL*

[DarkBlood]

But Jim has got a time machine and turns back time and he is now very safe. *save/

[hex]

but due to jim not researching physics enough, he doesnt know that he needs to surpass the speed of light to turn back in time. and surpassing the speed of light turns materia into energy. *KILL*

[andreasfr]

but then i figured out how to turn him back into mater, SAVE*

[DarkBlood]

But then someone stabs Jim in the eye. *kill*

[andreasfr]

i actually wants jim to die so i dont care that hes stabbed in the eye, he still wont die of it :/
ties jim to the underside of an airplane, he wont die but to kill him you just have to post something^^ SAVE*

[scorpio moon]

I'm posting something. *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

jim stops you from posting *save*

[andreasfr]

stops jim from stopping moon from posting KILL*

[SMIGETZ]

is granted immortality *save*

[andreasfr]

but i figure out that the way to kill him is killing him
so i just kill him KILL*

[DarkBlood]

But I save him by killing you before you kill Jim. *save*

[andreasfr]

but not if i kill you befor you kill me befor i kill jim...so i do that^^ KILL*

[hex]

i replace jim with a cookie, causing enough confusion for him to escape to hawaii *SAVE*

[andreasfr]

making all the vulcanos in hawaii erupt and cementing jim ti the base of the biggest 1 KILL*

[scorpio moon]

but Jim has superstrength and is able to withstand heat hotter than the strong, and breaks out of the cement. *SAVE*

[hex]

but jim cant breath down there *KILL*

[scorpio moon]

he has excess oxygen in his system that lets him live without breathing. *SAVE*

[DarkBlood]

But there's a shark living in the lava, it eats Jim *kill*

[andreasfr]

kills the shark, but makes sure jim is in some kind of horrible pain
(i dont like jim :/ )

[hex]

but when jim leaves the volcano, he trips, and falls down the mountain *KILL*

[starwarsdude]

but at last he hits a tree and only breaks a legs *save*

[andreasfr]

but then the universe implodes and everything dies, including jim KILL*

[hex]

but jim entered another dimension, before the universe imploded *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but he was forced into this new world with out warning and his lower body was left behind *kill*

and if dont like that one jim is forced to listen to this song 100000k time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wIhNMN097Y&feature=related kill

[andreasfr]

I dont get why anyone would wanna save Jim...but ok...cloning Jim and killing the original *SAVE* (and *KILL*)

[FiShCaKe]

ppl save Jim cause that the bloody point of the whole game :P

Jim wanted to drink some water, but it was poisoned *KILL*

[hex]

but the posion was so weak, he only got a small cough *SAVE*

[FiShCaKe]

but the real effect of the poison starts after 12 hours *KILL*

[hex]

but the real effect is only a diarrhea *SAVE*

[DarkBlood]

Someone puts a bomb in the toilet and Jim suddenly feels the urge to go. *kill*

[FiShCaKe]

it's only a smoke bomb *SAVE*

[hex]

but jim gets really bad astma *KILL*

[andreasfr]

luckly he has his astma-thingy so he survives SAVE*
(i dont like saving, someone, please kill him properly)

[Alvina]

Shove grenades down his mouth and then hang him on a tree and shoot the grenade to make sure it explodes, after burn the whole tree down. Kekeke.

[hex]

but jim is an experienced guinea pig, and manage to throw up/avoid all the grenades etc. *SAVE*

[Alvina]

ur so annoying hex! fine im just gonna post the same thing again. Shove grenades down his mouth and then hang him on a tree and shoot the grenade to make sure it explodes, after burn the whole tree down. Kekeke.

[hex]

but jim is a member of YMCoTRoMLDB, and have been granted the power of imortality... making him regenerate after all the grenades have blown up. *SAVE*

[Alvina]

U JUST RUINED THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE FORM IF HE CAN'T DIE! Shove grenades down his mouth and then hang him on a tree and shoot the grenade to make sure it explodes, after burn the whole tree down. Kekeke

[andreasfr]

kick you in the gut be4 youhave time to do any of that stuff thus giving jim time to wriggle loose and escape *SAVE*
(sry 4 kicking you in the gut)

[DarkBlood]

Shot Jim in the head. *kill* S

[andreasfr]

sry but ive gotta save him, so ill just kick you in the gut before you shoot him
Run Jim, RUUUUN!!! *SAVE*

[bezza010]

Jim runs into a crocodile infested pit *Kill*

[Obsessed]

The crocodile hunter comes back to life and jumps between Jim and the crocodile. *SAVE*

[bezza010]

(what? you killed him again? that man was cool :'(. )

the crocodile lets go and kills jim instead, but this time, the crocodile pulls a gun on him ^^ *Kill*

[Obsessed]

(I liked him too bezza)

Anyway, luckily Jim never goes anywhere without his bullet proof vest. *SAVE*

[bezza010]

the shot was in the head *Kill*

(damn gangsta crocodiles, what will they do next? xD)

[Obsessed]

Jim is such a klutz and tripped and fell so the bullet to his head missed. *SAVE*

[bezza010]

he fell on a knife! *Kill*

[andreasfr]

but it was a rubber knife *save*

[Alvina]

chop his arm off and watch him die of low blood pressure.

[scorpio moon]

put a tourniquet on his arm, cutting off blood circulation to his arm and stopping the worst of the bleeding *SAVE*

[Alvina]

WHY?!

put him in a tank of acid.

[scorpio moon]

but Jim's skin is acid proof. ^^ acid can't hurt him. *SAVE*

[Alvina]

Squish him with a tank

[andreasfr]

it was a tank made of styrofome, jim lives *save*

[Alvina]

My tank is real and made of metal.

[andreasfr]

(jim is made out of styrofome...ops he dies...JOKIN)
jim grows as big and strong like the hulk and throws away your litte tank *SAVE*

[Alvina]

the tank lands straight back towards him before he realizes it and explodes and i get away before he throws the tank.

[andreasfr]

he just got teleported to the presidents "SAFE ROOM" *SAVE*

[gdperrin]

the president *safe room* gets blown by a nuke *DEAD*

[starwarsdude]

its called the safe room for a reason so the outer shell of the building is blown up but jim is still safe *save*

[gdperrin]

I cut Jim´s Head *DEAD*

[andreasfr]

you think you did that but it was a kage bushin(shadow clone from naruto) and jim gets away *SAVE*

[DarkBlood]

But I shoot the real Jim *kill/

[Alvina]

But he doges the bullet.

[FiShCaKe]

It seemed like he dogged it but we're no in the matrix so he was hit *KILL*

[hex]

but he got a bulletproof helmet *SAVE*

[Alvina]

but the helmet was made by cheep plastic

[DarkBlood]

>But his skull is god damned hard! *save*

[andreasfr]

but it was an armor piercing bullet *KILL*

[hex]

but its a bullet piercing helm *SAVE*

[Alvina]

hang him and then blow him up

[andreasfr]

jim survived the blow with minor injuries but he is placed in the psychiatric section of the hospita due to the fact that he was awake while YOU banged him
(i know it was hang him but this is much meaner)
oh, the rope broke...

[Alvina]

the bandages was covered in poison.

[hex]

but the poison was so weak, jim only got a diarrea

[Alvina]

but the diarrhea released a deadly poisonous gas. ^ (u spelt wrong)

[andreasfr]

that jim is immune to

[Alvina]

but the poisonous gas goes inside jim's body and turns into another form of deadly poison

[andreasfr]

that jim still is immune to...

[hex]

but a black dragon ate jim! *KILL*

[bezza010]

the black dragon is made of black pudding and jim eats the dragon! *Save*

[andreasfr]

but jim is allregic to all kinds of pudding *kill*

[hex]

but the pudding is actually blueberry jelly, and jim aint allergic to that *SAVE*

[andreasfr]

he eats ot so fast that it gets in his lungs *kill*

[scorpio moon]

but is lungs are super powerful, and expel it out when he exhales *SAVE*

[andreasfr]

the reason they are so strong is cuz they are coated with metall, and he cant get any oxygen...*kill*

[bezza010]

Jim is amphibious and the oxygen is absorbed through his skin *SAVE*

do none of you guys know what black pudding is?

[hex]

he absorbs too much oxygen, and dies! *KILL*

aint black pudding made out of blood?

[bezza010]

Jim dosnt need oxygen to survive! *Save*

its made out of dried blood I believe *Shudders* its eaten at breakfast but it would put most people off there's xD

[andreasfr]

i shove jims head in a freezer, and smaching his head with a hammer

[hex]

but jim got lots of fur, and can handle it as long as it doesnt go down to -300 celcius, and the hammer is made of gum, so it cant crack jims head *SAVE*

[DarkBlood]

But I shove a grenade down his throat. *kill*

[LordRichardWellington]

Luckly you forgot to pull the pin on the Grenade and it can be sergically (sp) removed. *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but the doc pull the pin on the way out *kill*

[DarkBlood]

But he manages to pull it out before it explodes., save*

[hex]

but he accidently damaged jims organs, making him bleed to death, and stuff *KILL*

[andreasfr]

but he's made of water and dosent need blood *save*

[DarkBlood]

*But I send Jim to the desert, water goes bye bye. *kill*

[andreasfr]

but then jim turns into sand (like crocodile (one piece)) and hides underground forever xD

[SMIGETZ]

sand storm blows jim into an oasis and he dissolves *kill*

[hex]

jim is the sandman, and can control all sand, and therefore the storm puts him down on a small mountain instead *SAVE*

[andreasfr]

it starts to rain and luffy comes and kills jim xD

[DarkBlood]

Yagami Light writes Luffy's AND Jims name in the Death Note. *kill*

[hex]

but yagami cant spell, and writes tim instead of jim, thus, nothing happens *SAVE*

[andreasfr]

but the notebook have changed rules thus killing everybody with a name similar to tim, and jim dies *kill*

[DarkBlood]

But Jim changes his name just at the right time and then changes back. *save*

[andreasfr]

but the note book has gotten smarter and kills jim no matter what he does *kill*

[scorpio moon]

but jim manages to destroy the notebook in time *SAVE*

[starwarsdude]

but i stab jim *kill*