Three word story

[SoblinZ]

This a very funny game. I'll explain it.
"Three word story" is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn.

An example game goes as follows:
(each number represents a person)
1.A fat man...
2. ... walked into a...
3. ... car and it...
4. ... was very painful...
5. ... but he jump...
6. ... back up and...
7. ... dug a really...
8. ... small cave that...
9. ... had to red...
10. ... cats coming out.

ok. Then I'll start ... xD

Someone went out....

[n3xus]

to a lingerie store

[DarkBlood]

I'll give this thread one chance. If it becomes like the last three word story thread I'll remove it.

To buy some

[Ravaging_Oni]

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Your liv35 hav3 3nd3d.
How you u53 your n3w liv35 is 3ntir3ly up to m3.
That'5 th3 th3ory anyway5.
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...asian groceries and...

By the way, if i might ask, what happened with the last one?

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Not redemption.
Not a cause and effect.
Death is merely an outcome
of one's life driven by his instinct.
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[n3xus]

returned to a

[DarkBlood]

Library to do



It went out of hand.
So I'm going to be very strict with this thread.
No posting every other post.

WRONG way of posting
Person A
Person B
Person A
Person B
And so on and on for eternity

Correct way of posting
Person A
Person B
Person C
Maybe Person A but preferably Person D.

[LordRichardWellington]

a very large

[n3xus]

toad with a

(next post think of a word that rhymes with toad but starts with c and ends with d)

[SoblinZ]

cloud and an

[Seb]

elephant with a

[LordRichardWellington]

peanut that could

[starwarsdude]

the peanut grudge

[SoblinZ]

and had to

[Munkkiman]

do something tunatic

[dancu]

super flight moves

[neuro]

to the bad

[n3xus]

and shove a

[DarkBlood]

Hard coconut down...

[Munkkiman]

deep inside of

[dancu]

reaches of its

[DarkBlood]

Slimey nose that

[n3xus]

was often penetrated

[vlmt]

With Icky stuff

[n3xus]

by means of

[Munkkiman]

national police office

[kane1]

over cooked apple (lol i didnot know know what to put)

[Munkkiman]

pie is rather

[vlmt]

deliciously odd tasting

[/edit] When is the sentence ever gonna end? HAHA!

[Munkkiman]

but still tunatic

(never :ghoststories:)

[DarkBlood]

Disgusting and so...


The sentence of eternityyyyy!

[n3xus]

hot steaming and

[vlmt]

so ridiculously useless.

[I ENDED THE SENTENCE! Let the story go on :D]

[Munkkiman]

meanwhile, in outer

[kane1]

space zorg a

[vlmt]

huge monstrous spider

(let it do something funny!)

[Munkkiman]

and one hobbit

[n3xus]

battled a giant

[Munkkiman]

who said "ROFLMAO"

[n3xus]

and toppled over

[vlmt]

because he was

[DarkBlood]

So god damn

[Munkkiman]

eating noodles with

[vlmt]

chopsticks and a

[Munkkiman]

well boiled hobbit

[n3xus]

with a sexy

[DarkBlood]

Nose and some

[Munkkiman]

unclean slime stuff

[vlmt]

which looks like

(Why does this sentence remind me of our previous super long sentence?? With the nose and the slimey stuff again....)

[n3xus]

a big slug

[bezza010]

and likes to

[n3xus]

eat things with

[bezza010]

their nasal passages.

[vlmt]

Everyone present there

[n3xus]

is a piece

[kane1]

of sh*t that

[n3xus]

like to ****

[bezza010]

all day and

[kane1]

and night then

[n3xus]

jump off a

[bezza010]

small planet that

[n3xus]

is inhabited by

[kane1]

small round picies

[Munkkiman]

who dont like

[DarkBlood]

Worms because they

[vlmt]

don't taste good

[the follower 89]

But they are

[Munkkiman]

rather slimy kinda

[kane1]

like your mom

[vlmt]

when she is

[kane1]

having an orgasmic

[DarkBlood]

spasm of doom.
There, start a new sentence lol. :p

[neuro]

came to him

[vlmt]

was a purple

[Munkkiman]

gnome without hairs

[the follower 89]

that smells like

[starwarsdude]

burnt rice buns

[the follower 89]

and also has

[Munkkiman]

something slimy in

[the follower 89]

his hand that

[n3xus]

was jacking off

[the follower 89]

like the way

[starwarsdude]

i made you

[the follower 89]

see under your

[starwarsdude]

warm cozy sheets

[matty543]

on that night

[the follower 89]

that you had

[starwarsdude]

sex with me

[the follower 89]

(new sentence ^_^)

Now that I

[starwarsdude]

slept with you

[the follower 89]

i regret it

[starwarsdude]

i loved it

[the follower 89]

and now I.............

[vlmt]

thought carefully about

[the follower 89]

the way we

[vlmt]

were before I

[the follower 89]

say those words

[vlmt]

of hate and

[starwarsdude]

love and much

[DaMaster]

other stuff I

[vlmt]

do think about

[Munkkiman]

while I think

[n3xus]

of sexy girls

[starwarsdude]

that are naked

[n3xus]

and moaning with

[the follower 89]

a lot of................

[Munkkiman]

smooth shining tunas

[DaMaster]

which appeared from....

[starwarsdude]

the crazy blue

[DaMaster]

that turned red...

[the follower 89]

when you think

[n3xus]

of things called


BTW trust munkkiman to kill a good story.

[DaMaster]

sadness, destruction and.....

[the follower 89]

happiness, that now

[DaMaster]

are very present....

[starwarsdude]

for you and

[DaMaster]

the rest of...

[starwarsdude]

keep sex safe

[DaMaster]

in order to...

[starwarsdude]

prevent some unwanted

[DaMaster]

diseases such as

[starwarsdude]

aids and hiv's

[DaMaster]

which will definitely

[Redeye]

turn you into

[starwarsdude]

a sex slave

[n3xus]

who is infected

[starwarsdude]

with great tits

[the follower 89]

and a great

[starwarsdude]

sex tape will

[the follower 89]

take care of

[Redeye]

plastic surgery bills.

[starwarsdude]

that are caused

[Munkkiman]

over ninethousand innocent

[n3xus]

to be killed

[vlmt]

together with many

[starwarsdude]

strippers and children

[n3xus]

thrown into meatgrinders

[the follower 89]

that now are

[n3xus]

reduced to pulp

[the follower 89]

because of the

[n3xus]

alchemical space reaction

[the follower 89]

that has nothing

[n3xus]

but nasty things

[the follower 89]

all over your

[n3xus]

naked sweating body

[the follower 89]

that is cover

[n3xus]

for a large

[starwarsdude]

sheet and more

[the follower 89]

white stuff that

[starwarsdude]

that is not

[the follower 89]

what you think

[starwarsdude]

so that way

[the follower 89]

this place will

[starwarsdude]

clean up its

[the follower 89]

meaningless things that

[DaMaster]

represent nothing but...

[starwarsdude]

bullshit and etc.

[vlmt]

If we were

[Munkkiman]

peeking stuff peekfully

[lilhood]

best amv ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbSZTPuMNIk&feature=related

[DarkBlood]

Is spammed everywhere... >.<

[vlmt]

and this then

[Munkkiman]

is sgt. pepper´s

[n3xus]

worst case of............

[DaMaster]

stupidity of the...

[dancu]

twenty faced people

[n3xus]

in an orgy

[DarkBlood]

Of chocolate and

Okay, this thread is seriously just randoming three words.. If I don't see an improvement I'll remove trhe thread.

[dancu]

whipped cream. While

[the follower 89]

you are eating

[vlmt]

apple pies and

[n3xus]

condoms and pills

[DarkBlood]

Bye bye thread.

[Anon]

follow the rule or get a infraction....anyways, it's a spam community in here so it's ok for threads like these to exist ^^

welcome back thread

[DarkBlood]

Said Anon Happily

Try to write a REAL story this time. >.<

[n3xus]

as darkblood despaired

[the follower 89]

because this thread

[n3xus]

is unlocked again

[the follower 89]

and now he

[starwarsdude]

will watch us

[the follower 89]

Spamm as much

[starwarsdude]

or as little

[the follower 89]

as we please

[starwarsdude]

stop taking the

[DarkBlood]

Rules for granted

[Redeye]

because when you

[starwarsdude]

do darkblood will

[DarkBlood]

Delete those posts

n3xus, I'm gonna remove that post. Rofl

[starwarsdude]

that are valgor

[kane1]

to your mom
*ow no kane's brining bk the theread i WIN LOLOLOLOL*

[n3xus]

like kanes sig -.-

[DarkBlood]

But mothers can't

[n3xus]

find out that

[kane1]

thier sons have

[DarkBlood]

Dirty stuff on

[n3xus]

their hard drives

[kane1]

because they were

[DarkBlood]

Hidden very well

[bezza010]

in the secret

[kane1]

location up bezza's

[n3xus]

forget the last post....

[starwarsdude]

so google it

[Redeye]

and find out

[the follower 89]

again, but if

[starwarsdude]

google does not

[the follower 89]

work, you should

[emer]

start wondering why

[kane1]

you were sent

[DarkBlood]

there in the

[starwarsdude]

first damn place

[Redeye]

and go back

[devilnya]

to the place

[Redeye]

where the guy

[starwarsdude]

inside you wants

[Redeye]

to eat your

[DarkBlood]

brains because he

[starwarsdude]

was very hungry

[Redeye]

. He also wants

[DarkBlood]

To tickle you

[Munkkiman]

till your eyes

[devilnya]

cry blood tears

[Munkkiman]

and those tears,

[the follower 89]

are red as

[devilnya]

red cherries and

[Tr1ckster^]

black haired cats.

[starwarsdude]

shall rain from

[the follower 89]

above the heaven

[Redeye]

that the gods

[Munkkiman]

with pointy hats

[DarkBlood]

Have thrown as

[Munkkiman]

into cold winter

[kane1]

with nothing but

[Munkkiman]

a rusty sword

[kane1]

last used in

[DarkBlood]

The war between

[kane1]

your mom and

[Jefu]

The Abominable Fiend.

[Redeye]

The fight lasted

[DarkBlood]

For over 9000

[Redeye]

blood filled years

[the follower 89]

that now are

[kane1]

on hold because

[starwarsdude]

my skin rash

[kane1]

was on fire

[the follower 89]

when the figth

[starwarsdude]

has just started

[kane1]

then my ass

[the follower 89]

that it get

[starwarsdude]

kicked ever day

[kane1]

had a spot

[DarkBlood]

Of dirt on