Funny Thread

[CodeGeass]

Post anything that is funny in your opinion. It can be Pictures, Stories, Videos and ETC.

heres mine..

True story. (supposedly - reckless)
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

[Munkkiman]

sorry, even though story was rather amusing/lack of lucky one story but this thread is going to eliminated in nanoseconds...

1. Its just cant be "Funny thread". People would just come and post random stuff...and theres already threads for that:
http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=371&page=720
http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2490
http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3710

2. theres already threads for Pictures, videos and stories:
http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3841
^Tell us stories using smilies

http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4910
^ create a pictory (picture + story)

http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67
^ Skywalker´s Hilarious images

http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=158
^ Ichiha´s hilarious videos

http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4367
^ Interesting/weird things that happened for you

http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=168
^ rate the joke above me

http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2412
^ Picture vs. Picture


etc etc etc~~

so....say how this thread stands as different from other ones?

[DarkBlood]

I agree with Munkki, this is just a merge of all those threads. xD
That joke never get's old.

[DemanHunter]

Post anything that is funny in your opinion. It can be Pictures, Stories, Videos and ETC.

heres mine..

True story. (supposedly - reckless)
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

!!!!!HAHAHAHAH LOL ROFL ROFL AHAHAHAH NICE ONE!!!!! RESPECT!!!(though I'm sure it's not that much of a true story ^^)


^^ I just love this movie (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EVJjP2Jsj1g&feature=related) ^^

[DarkBlood]

That's a very used joke you know Deman. ;)

Star Wars rap 1 is better. :p

[DemanHunter]

Well this is the first time reading it ^^

[DarkBlood]

The work of a certain timid but thorough law clerk was valued for its precision, so soon he was making money to buy himself a nice imported sports car.

Not long afterwards he had the misfortune to get lost in the worst part of town, and when he stopped at a red light a huge, mean son-of-a-bitch hauled him out of the driver's seat.

Drawing a circle around him on the pavement, the hoodlum told him not to set foot out of it unless he wanted the shit beat out of him. The delinquent proceeded to demolish the car, starting with the headlights and windows, when he heard the law clerk giggling.
He moved on to the body and engine, but in between crashes he couldn't help hearing gales of laughter.

Finally, crowbar in hand, he came over to his victim and demanded, "What you laughing about? Your fancy car's never gonna run again."

"So?" the clerk gasped helplessly, tears running down his face. "Ever since you started tearing up my car, I've been stepping in and out of this circle, in and out, in and out..."

[DemanHunter]

LoL now this One I saw on TV 6~7 years ago ^^

[DarkBlood]

Why beer is better than women.
1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
28. A beer is always satisfying.
29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
31. A beer does not come with in-laws.
32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
40. You can shoot a beer.
41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.
42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.
43. A tree is good enough for a beer.
44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.
47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.

[DemanHunter]

^^ I once saw a 100 reasons list ^^

Found this movie (http://www.snotr.com/video/1204) It's freaking Funny ^^ (If you know what is happening in the world that is ^^)

[CodeGeass]

!!!!!HAHAHAHAH LOL ROFL ROFL AHAHAHAH NICE ONE!!!!! RESPECT!!!(though I'm sure it's not that much of a true story ^^)


^^ I just love this movie (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EVJjP2Jsj1g&feature=related) ^^

wth, hahaha... i love the rap, my 1st time seeing this.. hahaha

again, you'll definitely love this.. :D specially for the japanese who wants to learn english :D

English Lessons for Japanese (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4iwM2hzprEY)

[wismoney]

That's a very used joke you know Deman. ;)

Star Wars rap 1 is better. :p


I agree this joke although funny you can still see through it,its pretty transparent in all honesty

however it does make me feel like eating pizza due to the ava

so as far as a marketing tool goes the thread gets a thumbs up

but more original material is certainly needed.

I look forward to hearing what you come up with for the thread.:scooter: