Funny/weird/wtf-conversations

[DarkBlood]

This thread has one simple rule.
All you have to do is to post funny/weird/wtf-conversations from Msn, ICQ, IRC or any other quick messenger.

I'll start with this random thing.

- DarkBlood - (01:03:59 1/05/2008)
Hey man! :p

I)emon_?unter (01:04:04 1/05/2008)
hi

I)emon_?unter (01:04:13 1/05/2008)
i'm still not home

- DarkBlood - (01:04:33 1/05/2008)
I'm still drunk xD

I)emon_?unter (01:04:36 1/05/2008)
I'll be home in like an hour or so

I)emon_?unter (01:04:37 1/05/2008)
^^

I)emon_?unter (01:04:45 1/05/2008)
really

I)emon_?unter (01:04:52 1/05/2008)
well good for you ^^

- DarkBlood - (01:05:09 1/05/2008)
Do you have any idea of how hard it is to write so that people will unsderstand yiou? >_<

I)emon_?unter (01:05:23 1/05/2008)
While I was freaking working my butt of you where drinking, how nice ^^

- DarkBlood - (01:05:34 1/05/2008)
Haha. xD

- DarkBlood - (01:06:10 1/05/2008)
It's friggin hard to even click on the right place on FH. >_<

I)emon_?unter (01:06:12 1/05/2008)
ROFL I'm a 5 year old expert on "Hot to drink to the point where you still can think, but can't do shit"

I)emon_?unter (01:06:20 1/05/2008)
How*

- DarkBlood - (01:06:33 1/05/2008)
Haha. Welcome to my world when I drink and go home early. xD

- DarkBlood - (01:08:11 1/05/2008)
Now I'm, gonna watch the Naruto shippuuden movie. >_> How will this madness end. xD

I)emon_?unter (01:08:29 1/05/2008)
ROFL

I)emon_?unter (01:08:33 1/05/2008)
Naruto must die

- DarkBlood - (01:08:51 1/05/2008)
Haha yeah kill Naruto and replace him with Zabuza!

[ff nut]

haha we go off on these all the time in the general chat thread of the R+V forum we were talking about global warming and how to stop cows from farting XD

[DarkBlood]

Alright! That sounds... Uhm.. yeah real good! :p (I'm speechless)

[VelvetRose]

<BlackHowling (irc://irc.irchighway.net/BlackHowling,isnick)>i hate forum
<Razor1991 (irc://irc.irchighway.net/Razor1991,isnick)>me like forum
<VelvetRose>lol
<Razor1991 (irc://irc.irchighway.net/Razor1991,isnick)>alot space to spam
<Razor1991 (irc://irc.irchighway.net/Razor1991,isnick)>:>
<VelvetRose>spamming <3

XD

and some convo... i just cant post :D

[DarkBlood]

<DarkBlood> So what you doing Sgt? :p
<@Sgt_Pepper> nothing significant XD
<DarkBlood> Ok ok. :p
<@Sgt_Pepper> calling me scum, don't think you'll get away with that
* @Sgt_Pepper puts the troops on standby
* DarkBlood hides in a forrest with all my nekogirls
* @Sgt_Pepper starts laying katnip traps
<DarkBlood> I've trained them! Katnip wont work!
* @Sgt_Pepper get on his trusty steed, and waits on the opposite side of the forest as the troops light the other side and fire flush them all out
* DarkBlood is trained in the WAy of the Neko and royally kicks Sgt's ass meanwhile the nekogirls run to another hidingspot
<@Sgt_Pepper> haha dark its my victory! i had my best men Imp-Sama and Fugi-Sama already waiting at the nearby hiding spot that i manufactured
<@Sgt_Pepper> and its really a big cage in disguise
<@Sgt_Pepper> i have them all! mwahahaha
<DarkBlood> QUEEEE?!
<DarkBlood> NOOOOO! Release them now! I surrender but release my nekogirls!

[DarkBlood]

Double post here but whatever. :p Just need to show the power of stupidity. xD

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says::p

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says:
Nah, gonna watch anime now. See ya Berry-Chan
Bezza says:
cya darky

Bezza says (17:07):
wait
Bezza says (17:07):
how did you know my last anme? o.O
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:07):
Eh?
Bezza says (17:07):
name*
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:07):
I'm psychic that's why.
Bezza says (17:08):
serisouly how?
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:09):
I'm a stalker. Sleep with one eye open.
Bezza says (17:09):
...
Bezza says (17:09):
sriously hiow
Bezza says (17:09):
lucky guess or summot?
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:09):
Have you taken a look at your email?
Bezza says (17:09):
oh shit yeah
Bezza says (17:09):
lolz
Bezza says (17:09):
i forgot xD
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:09):
HAHAH RETARD! xD
Bezza says (17:10):
MIDGET
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:10):
This is going up on FH.
Bezza says (17:10):
NOEZ!
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:10):
Nyahahaha!
Bezza says (17:10):
ILL KIKLL YOU!
Bezza says (17:10):
BLARG!

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:11):
Good luck Berry-tan
Bezza says (17:11):
i shal pull out your spline!
Bezza says (17:11):
and ram it down your thraot
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:11):
Naw. :p

[Mario]

hahaha LOL That one with bezza was funny..

''☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:10):
This is going up on FH.
Bezza says (17:10):
NOEZ!''

[bezza010]

hehehe...bastard xD

that was at college my mind was on work and im a retard, what do you expect? xD

[Mario]

LOL this one..

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:09):
Have you taken a look at your email?
Bezza says (17:09):
oh shit yeah
Bezza says (17:09):
lolz
Bezza says (17:09):
i forgot xD.

ED:and this one
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:07):
I'm psychic that's why.
Bezza says (17:08):
serisouly how?
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:09):
I'm a stalker. Sleep with one eye open.
Bezza says (17:09):
...

[bezza010]

..... its already been posted once mario, and on the same page o.O

[Mario]

damn funny you actually believed that darky is Psychic.....hmm he could be

[bezza010]

wtf i didn't believe he was serious are you high? i asked again after that how he knew my name

[Mario]

aha so he didn't show that?

ED:and yes im high

[bezza010]

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 動戦士ガンダム00（ダブルオー says (17:07):
I'm psychic that's why.
Bezza says (17:08):
serisouly how?

he was replying stupid answers i just kept asking how.

[Mario]

hmm really interesting...but he made a joke out of ya

[bezza010]

do I care? we all have moments of stupidity you know

[Peku]

Some just have dem more often, like darkie~ And me too actually...

[DarkBlood]

Some just have dem more often, like darkie~ And me too actually...

Evûl Peku-Chan. ;(

[Peku]

I know dear kiddie fapper, I know~

[DarkBlood]

Damare! >___>

[bezza010]

HaHa pekus getting rep for that xD

[Nyuu]

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
*looks at the contact list.....ah! Munkkiman !*

Nyuu Is A Evil/Bad Girl Mode or Nyuu Is A Good Girl Mode? ^^

Munkkiman say:
GAH, shes still weird!...err...it wouldnt have any of sense if I would choose evil mode, unless I would be sick-minded bastard, so, stay as you are .__.

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
^^
then <.<
i fill just...

Munkkiman say:
fill? you cooking something?

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
draw lots about which one i should chose ^^
(i meant 'i will just')

Munkkiman say:
I knew that you meant "will" >,<

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
k, well anyways, i will draw lots now XD

Munkkiman say:
what you are drawing??? ô__o you can draw???

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
yeah <.< it's just to take two papers..right?

Munkkiman say:
..err..no? I thinking drawing means making some pictures into paper with using pencil or something that contains coal

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
yeah <.< but draw lots are a different thing <.<
well, anyway ^^ guess what i got?

Munkkiman say:
you talking nonsense, as usually :/

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
XD

Munkkiman say:
do I wanna know what you got there, I got a bad feeling about it thought
though*

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
well, the nice nyuu mode is like this;
What Are Tumakki-Sama Doing Today?

and the evil nyuu mode;

WHAT THE ****ING **** ARE YOU YOU ****ING ****ER ****ING DOING ON THIS ****ING DAY?!
which one do you prefer ^^

Munkkiman say:
T__T why you even ask something like that??

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
^^

Munkkiman say:
and wasnt you suppose to tell what you got there? >__>

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
yeah <.< Evil Mode <.<
(Nyuu Is A Evil/Bad Girl Mode ON)

Munkkiman say:
Nyuu is on nut mode from my point of view <,<

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
STOP STEALING MY ****ING LINES! YOU ARE A ****ING NUT! NO,SORRY, I FORGOT, YOU ARE A ****ING RAPER! A ****ING TUNA RAPER!
****ING ****ER!

Munkkiman say:
I cant remember doing anything like to be honest with ya >,>
and you kinda repeat "****" too much there, its getting shabby ya know :/

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
HELL NO YOU REMEBER! IT'S MAYBE CUS YOU WERE DRUNK! I CAN'T ****ING HELP THAT I ****ING LOVES THE ****ING WORD ****!

Munkkiman say:
umm I havent never been drunk..well only once but I was having my pants on all the time so that cant be possible..and loving word **** is SO avgn;ish and old :/

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
PWHHAHAHA!
YOU DON'T ****ING NORMALLY ****ING REMEMBER ANYTHING WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN ****ING BRAIN WASHED!
A<ND THEN RAPED BY 3 TUNAS
THEN BEEN*

Munkkiman say:
yeah yarly -__-
...what tunas raped me? ô__o
now you are slipping out mon

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
...WELL, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD THAT IT HAVE BEEN HURTING IN YOU ASS FOR A MONTH?
****ING ASS*

Munkkiman say:
how it possible for you to know when I feel like my ass is hurting?
and how come tunas can rape me? they dont have any...you know...

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
ARE YOU REALLY SURE? HAVE YOU LOKKED THER? SO YOU WERE A TUNA PERV AFTER ALL?
LOOKED*
THERE*
NOW YOU HAVE ****ING SHUT THAT ****ING MOUTH? HUH? YOU COWARDLY TUNA ****ER!

Munkkiman say:
looked where?
and no, I was talking for some goldseller in WoW, I hate those people

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
YEAH <.< ME TO, EVEN THOUGH I ****ING KNOW ONE..
<.<
>.>
^.^
V.V
AH, YOU WERE A COWARD AFTER ALL <.< OR ARE YA TALKING TO THOSE GOLD SELLER AGAIN?

Munkkiman say:
no im grinding some keepers of time reputation so im quite of busy here

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
OH <.<

Munkkiman say:
and you dont have any questions there so why im coward? ô__o

Nyuu The Shinigami! - Watching Anime If I'm Not Answering^^ say:
THAT ONE WAS A ****ING GOOD EXCUSE TO DONT HAVE TO TALK TO ME <.< AND I HAVE TONS OF QUESTIONS SO I CANT ANSWER THAT :gokuraku:

[Munkkiman]

...
OBJECTION! o__o I have nothing to do with this! its all lie!

[Nyuu]

Yeah sure ^^

nobody will belive you, cus you are lying <.<

[aquara]

me: chicken wings...

person 1:wtf????

Me(twitches):i was on a fourm a while ago and they were talking about how to have sex with chicken wings.....

person 2: wtf?? u had ..... with......

me:no!! im emotionally scared from people talking about this!!!

person 1: so y did u keep reading....

me: i was hungy..............

person 3: where the hell was this?

me:............ i dont remember.............

[Anon]

haaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh~~~~
this thread makes me remember the thread with the convo we had in the family channel.........what was it called "The castle of lust named FH"......smt like that XD

[Fiendish_Imp]

although tho nearly the entire cast from that story is gone now. hmm i think everyone who died in the story is now gone 0_o....

[DarkBlood]

I remember that story Anon is talking about. It was full of win and lulz.

[momoirousagichan]

this is a lolwut conversation (http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090608032105AAB76J7). makes you think of people who are not right in the head.

[FiShCaKe]

the sad thing is all the answers are so serious.

[DarkBlood]

Discussing Kämpfer with Seb on skype.

[15:17:14] darkblood1125 skriver: Haha xD
[15:17:40] darkblood1125 skriver: Hmmm if I became a good looking kämpfer, what would I do..
[15:17:52] darkblood1125 skriver: (chuckle)
[15:18:17] Seb skriver: omg, id hate turning into a girl^^
[15:18:33] darkblood1125 skriver: Why? :O
[15:18:42] Seb skriver: dunno...i really like being a guy
[15:18:47] darkblood1125 skriver: I'd so go perverted mode on myself. :P
[15:19:50] Seb skriver: well...id rather go perverted mode on other girls...but if you like that^^ i wouldnt mind you turning into a good looking girl, could finally screw you without feelin weird bout it :P
[15:20:03] darkblood1125 skriver: Wtf. :O
[15:20:08] Seb skriver: haha :D
[15:20:09] darkblood1125 skriver: This is so going up on FH
[15:20:13] Seb skriver: omg
[15:20:18] Seb skriver: -_-;
[15:20:54] darkblood1125 skriver: Muahahahaha
[15:21:48] Seb skriver: ah well, do what you gotta do^^
[15:21:54] Seb skriver: my revenge will come...some day :D
[15:22:06] darkblood1125 skriver: Some day lolz. :D
[15:22:14] darkblood1125 skriver: I'm awaiting the day

[Seb]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g176/Conscripto/dota-1.jpg

all i have to say...

[DarkBlood]

I'm afraid of Seb now. D: He'll come and rape me in my sleep.

[hex]

Franky-House, we are almost as normal as 4chan

[Saku]

o.O 4chan?
convo between a sick person(me) and a friend(colleen):
me: dude dude dude!
colleen: what?
me: dude that guy over there...*points to poster of earth*...is like really hot.
colleen: yea...okay you keep thinking that
me:no im serious he has abs of steel! STEEL!
colleen: okay okay calm down crazy
me: but im not crazy...
colleen: but you are.
me: but im going to rip out your stomach, beat you to death with it, put it on my head and go "Im the queen of France." and start wiggling my arms around.
colleen:...O.o okay then..you going to eat me too?
me: not your whole body maybe just your arms...
colleen: wow...just wow
me: hey hey dude that tree over there looks like it wants to eat us...o.o
colleen: hey hey dude i think your going crazy
mark:hey hey you two...shut up
me: pfft...no go choke on yourself
colleen: haha yea like he can do that.
me: no i mean he can go choke on his dick
mark: weird ass b*tches...
colleen:*looks at mark then at me* yea i got that the first time i think
me: oh...i feel weird...
colleen: dont go and puke on me
me: no not that weird...light headed weird..
colleen:*feels me forehead* yea...you got a fever...no wonder your crazy today.
me: hahahahahahaha...........yea
colleen: so anyways what you doing---
professor: Class is starting take your seats and be quiet.
---

[aquara]

briget....: ya knoe i fel so bad for jess she just found out a bout being alergic to gluten right when we all start actually baking for other people for once in our lives.
Jaime: yeah your righ i fel bad too..
(i walk in)
Me: ya we should make her somthing some time : ) i have some gluten free recipees at home... ill bring some.. ya sorry im late i was talking to luke about some randum stuff..
Briget:haha i love luke he's suck a weirdo ahh but i still love'em
Jaime: yah ill be sure to make jess some luke-free brownies some time : )
Me:........0.0 did you just say like free brownies?
Jaime: didn't i say gluten free?
Bridget: no you deffinatly said luke-free...
Me: yes yes you did.... sooo.. do you normaly make brownies with some form of luke in them?
Jaime: yes yes i tolaty do i just take some of lukes blood when he sleeps and mix it into the batter..
Bridget:..............
Me: AH! so thats where that extra zing comes from! : )
(all laughing for 15 minutes afterwards....my jaw still hurts)

[Sweetest_Nightmare]

HAHAH I REMEMBERED SOME EBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIILLL, everyone, I just wanted to let you know, ALWAYS, TRUST 'the doctor' >:)

[CatGal226-Me, musician: Anna, my second bestest bestie ^o^]

musician992 (3:27:59 PM): boo...
CatGal226 (3:29:38 PM): >=] MYYY LOOOVE ♥
CatGal226 (3:30:01 PM): Before we start the surgery
CatGal226 (3:30:15 PM): You should know, always trust the doctor
CatGal226 (3:30:52 PM): even though I don't have a valid license >=]
CatGal226 (3:30:56 PM): xDD ♥
musician992 (3:31:09 PM): haha umm
musician992 (3:31:19 PM): wat kinda surgery?
CatGal226 (3:31:26 PM): I am taking your heart >D
CatGal226 (3:31:30 PM): *Ahem*
CatGal226 (3:31:34 PM): I mean...replacing?
CatGal226 (3:31:44 PM): ^o^ *innocent smile*
musician992 (3:32:07 PM): replacing?...with?...
CatGal226 (3:32:17 PM): ~ mines ^________^
musician992 (3:32:44 PM): haha nice
CatGal226 (3:32:56 PM): YESH >D
musician992 (3:33:43 PM): how about a numbness surgery?..do u do those?...
CatGal226 (3:33:55 PM): ...ummm...numbness?
CatGal226 (3:34:01 PM): Make you numb?
musician992 (3:34:33 PM): yeah u know
musician992 (3:34:39 PM): so u dont feel stuff
musician992 (3:34:45 PM): like emotions :P
CatGal226 (3:34:49 PM): ...mmm~
CatGal226 (3:35:01 PM): Well, I can't do that, mam,
CatGal226 (3:35:05 PM): Because then,
CatGal226 (3:35:12 PM): I wouldn't be able to make you smile.
musician992 (3:35:26 PM): :p guess thats true
CatGal226 (3:36:05 PM): *Evil background music* Yes, always trust the doctor~
CatGal226 (3:36:45 PM): Now if you would just lie upon the-*evil music gets louder*-GODDEUCEIT TURN DOWN THAT DARNED MUSIC WOULD JA?!
CatGal226 (3:37:12 PM): ...-Music gets softer-...*Ahem* So where were we? xD
musician992 (3:37:18 PM): haha
musician992 (3:37:37 PM): u were taking my heart i believe?
CatGal226 (3:38:00 PM): YESH >D
CatGal226 (3:38:33 PM): So now I need you to lie down in the creepy looking unusually dark with torn sheets bed over there~
musician992 (3:38:48 PM): haha
musician992 (3:38:49 PM): sure
musician992 (3:38:51 PM): np
CatGal226 (3:39:09 PM): O.o *clears throat* R-Right then >__> xDD
CatGal226 (3:39:25 PM): So now we need the tools...~
CatGal226 (3:39:37 PM): Smile and laughs-check ♥
CatGal226 (3:40:00 PM): Creativity~check ♥
CatGal226 (3:40:34 PM): STalki-*ahem, tears the sheet* No no not that...not now anyway xDD
CatGal226 (3:40:42 PM): *AHEM*
CatGal226 (3:40:44 PM): XDD
musician992 (3:41:01 PM): haha
musician992 (3:41:06 PM): all..set?...
CatGal226 (3:41:16 PM): I-I...guess? xDD
CatGal226 (3:41:21 PM): ...
CatGal226 (3:41:24 PM): I GUESS!
CatGal226 (3:41:27 PM): xDDD
musician992 (3:41:41 PM): haha dont sound so confident...

[DarkBlood]

Seb wants me. :O

And here it starts


Seb

have you tried book of bantorra?

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

Noope

Seb

dude

Seb

you have to watch it ;)

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

Hooh? Good?

Seb

ye

Seb

i really like it

Seb

good story, tho i dont understand it all

Seb

but itll all be solved in the end i guess ;)

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

Haha you stupid. D:

Seb

fu :P

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

Gonna watch something now while eating mah sandwich

Seb

hehe, whatcha gonna watch?

Seb

go for bob!

Seb

and let me know what you think ;)

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

The Boondocks. ;)

Seb

hf
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

Whatever, might just watch that stupid book of sodomy or whatever
Seb

huh?

Seb

what the hell, cranky old hag :P

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

haha. ;D

Seb

gettin all bitchy all of a sudden, got your period?^^

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

Haha, are you hoping I've turned into a woman so you can rape me without feeling bad? :P

Seb

why rape? when its mutual, its not rape is it ;)

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

Even if I were to become a woman, I'd become a lesbian in a sec. HELL NO I'd hump a man. :P

Seb

whatever...you love the cock

Seb

otherwise you wouldnt be touchin it every night, now would you?^^

☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌

Keep on dreaming :P Kono henta
i
Seb säger (22:06):
whatevs....actually, i think fh would love this convo^^
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌ säger (22:07):
Most likely they would.
Might even post it
Seb säger (22:07):
well then, lets definately NOT post it...
omg, dude....youre such an attention whore^^
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌ säger (22:07):
Indeed I am. ;D
But this is pure FH material
Seb säger (22:07):
you gotta start with your cranky outburst tho^^
☆ Ð@®ķߣΘΘÐ ☆ 『Smiiiiile』 ┐(-｡ｰ")┌ säger (22:08):
Haha lolz

[Seb]

DARKY LIKES TEH GURO!!!!

[22:23:35] darkblood1125: Awww man that's nasty, you into guro?
[22:24:21] Seb: guro?
[22:24:34] darkblood1125: Alright nevermind
[22:24:39] darkblood1125: Don't google it.
[22:24:43] Seb: why?^^
[22:24:50] darkblood1125: It'll ruin your remaining innocence
[22:24:58] darkblood1125: Guro is some sick shit even I can't like
[22:25:15] Seb: lol^^
[22:25:28] Seb: if its even too ****ed up for you i gotta google it^^
[22:27:52] darkblood1125: Aww man. :(
[22:27:56] darkblood1125: I feel sorry for you
[22:28:19] Seb: hm
[22:28:23] Seb: didnt really find anything...
[22:28:27] Seb: tell me :D
[22:30:02] darkblood1125: Others produce ero guro as a genre of Japanese pornography and hentai involving blood, gore, disfiguration, violence, mutilation, urine, enemas, or feces.
[22:30:27] Seb: urghs...sounds disgusting
[22:30:35] darkblood1125: Well no shit?
[22:30:42] darkblood1125: It's ****ing nasty. <.<
[22:30:50] Seb: ^^
[22:31:00] darkblood1125: I don't understand the people that masturbate to that shit either
[22:31:40] Seb: urghs
[22:31:41] Seb: dude
[22:31:43] Seb: im getting sick
[22:32:08] darkblood1125: Well I DID warn you you stupid ****. ^^,
[22:32:26] Seb: :D
[22:32:30] darkblood1125: And yes it may seem that I'm cranky but I'm not. =)
[22:32:37] Seb: i didnt watch anything, just reading that shit makes me sick^^
[22:32:41] darkblood1125: Haha
[22:33:27] darkblood1125: Don't visit Gurochan.something I don't remember
A site dedicated to shit like that. Ah, young I was, entered site. Wanted to throw up, left the site
[22:34:31] Seb: oh my god :(
[22:34:39] Seb: sounds like some kinda 2 girls 1 cup shit^^
[22:35:05] darkblood1125: Yeah kind of but it's a site full of guro hentai. D:
[22:35:20] Seb: bleeeegh
[22:35:52] Seb: man...i always thought you were a big old swedish redneck perv...but goin to a site like that....duuuuuude....this is so goin up on fh :D

[Mario]

lol darky thats sad XD ahaha

[Burning Willow]

the ingenious convo I had with a friend yesterday
(amaya-chan=best friend)

me: what the h*ll are you watching?
amaya-chan: why does everyone keep asking me that?!
me: maybe cuz it's fuggin weird looking
amaya-chan: okay in what way is that weird?!
me: there are girls wearing boxers doing pelvic thrusts on stage
amaya-chan: those are not boxers they are shorts
me: but they're baggy
amaya-chan: so?
me: ......nevermind

[lonercs]

So? What was he watching?

[Burning Willow]

some music video for a rap artist >.>

[aquara]

sure it wasnt a rape artist huh? willow? huh huh? cuz i bet u watch that stuff all the time... : )

[Sweetest_Nightmare]

Me: I don't want a cupcake!
Devyn: You better get a cupcake. *pulls me into his arms*
Me: *pointing at him* I want THIS cupcake!
Devyn: ...that will be $1.65

[aquara]

k s oits dec 23 at like 11 pm texting

Me: ya so i think im going into menopause

Usarise: hahaha

Me: no seriously i havent had my period in 4 montha and i pretty damm sure im not pregnant al thoug i dont going into menopause would bother me

Usarise: i have 3 things to say in response to that
1. you had better not be pregnant cuz lats time i checked you were still a virgin
2. you dont know what ur saying, you'll regret not having kids later in life and be misrable
3. You should go tell some one who can get u like a cat scan or sumthin you might acc be really sick....

Me: Fine fine ill go to a doctor...

Usarise:good but wait 3 days or so it's christmas and no one will be there

Me: HAHAHA or maybe it's a christmas mirical and tommorow im gunna give birth to a baby jessus

Usarise: hehe ya that makes u the mother of jessus and as i am currently dating u that would make me GOD! MUAHAHAHA!

[Usarise]

lol not my EXACT words but i will still agree i am a god. :3

[max mahito]

http://www.snarkypants.com/wp-content//WTF.jpg

how's this?

[Usarise]

nope not good enough max. you forgot to say what he was going WTF over.

[max mahito]

over skip beat manga.

[Periwinkle]

Well, I remember sitting next to my friend Andrew in English class one day. I was reading a book after taking a quiz in the class and I noticed Andrew was repeatedly running his fingers through his hair. At first I wondered if he was trying to take dandruff off it, but I just continued watching him. He didn't notice me staring as he kept messing with his hair. Five minutes went by and he still didn't stop...

I finally asked what he was doing and Andrew replied, "My hair, it feels like snow."

"Like...snow?"

"Yeah. You know how a lot of snow is on the ground and then it's sunny outside the next day? Well, sometimes the snow is so hard that it doesn't melt. It just clumps together and feels hard. That's how my hair feels! Wanna touch it?"

"No...carry on."

And he actually continued that for about ten more minutes. ._.

[Obsessed]

My friends and I are weird. Example of a texted conversation:
A Conversation of EPIC Proportions…

Friend: “we are ready to lay odds on the Georgia Yankee, as if manufacturer relics of the battlefield in a one story shanty and squeezes pure olive oil out of his cotton-seed, against and downeaster that ever swapped wooden nutmegs for flannel sausages in the valleys of Vermont” (quote from History reading)

Moi: Yes I know! Those darned Yankees and their Vermont sausage.

Friend: Haha. I’m a fan of olive oil made from cotton myself :p

Moi: That doesn’t even make sense. Olive oil, not matter how extra virgin, is presumably make of OLIVES.

Friend: Who are you, that are so versed in the ways of science?! Olive oil from olives? Unprecedented! Did you attain such knowledge by divination? Pray tell, art thou a witch? Hast though signed thy name in the devils black book and danced naked around a frog infested cauldron in a forest whilst sipping chicken blood?

Moi: How didst thou knowest my wrongdoings? Surely thou must be a witch if thou can delve into my bosom as a miner seeking a diamond. Oh horror!

Friend: My dear, borring to the bottom of bosoms is a blessing that I have. I can tell a witch when I see one because I see their heart. But sometimes people make my job easier by putting a false nose and a hat on the accused, erasing any doubt that she is a witch.

Moi: I assure you I wear no hat excepting Sundays and both my mole and nose were stolen from me simultaneously by a very nasty next.

Friend: A next? What fresh horrors are these? Clearly Lucifer himself has courted for your hand. Look to sweet salvation, though, and turn a proud head to the prince of darkness. Confess, thou hast seen Jackie walking the woods with the devil, hast thou not? And perhaps mr mccarthy too?

Moi: Perhaps you are not a witch if you could not derive newt from next. It’s all about derivatives which incidentally witches invented. But now that thou hast mentioned it I saw good Jackie with the devil in the guise of mr mccarthy!

Friend: Scandal! I have not heard such juicy gossip since Elizabeth Proctor threw the harlot Abby out!

Moi: Thou knowest it to it to be true. Nay I have seen many venture into the forest ere now ne’er to return. I suspect the witches.

Friend: In such a case, I must retreat to my fortress of knowledge and undertake myself to improve my mind by extensive readings on witchery. Aka homework lol.

Moi: Moi Aussi! Au revoir.
:D

[Kiba]

Now this is why you should join us in the IRC :p


<Fiendish_Imp> this is SPARTA
<Micchan> THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[15:56] <Kiba-Kun> no, this is FHHHHHHH
<Micchan> doh.
<Fiendish_Imp> Lolitannia
<Micchan> no effect leh, siao gao.
<BlackHowling> ....
<Micchan> hahhaa
<Fiendish_Imp> kurwa
<Micchan> you can sooo totally picture PCK saying that
chuj!
[15:57] <Kiba-Kun> so micchan, why are you no longer translating for FH? T_T
<Micchan> why Lolitannia? hahaha
me? well... life got busy... uni and stuff
[15:58] i'll return, maybe... depends on how my current semester is. my.. FINAL SEMESTER~~~
* Micchan cheers
<Fiendish_Imp> we conquered FH, long ago. its is now Lolitannia ruled by the benevolent Dancu-Sama who allows Fh to exist as a territory within the kingdom
<Micchan> ...
[15:59] <BlackHowling> ....
<Micchan> but you're not a loli
* Micchan kicks fiendish outta the country
<BlackHowling> His penis is
OSNAP
<Kiba-Kun> jajajajajja
<Micchan> LOL
<Kiba-Kun> Owned
<Micchan> mierda~
wait, BH, so why are u in it?
[16:00] <BlackHowling> in what?
<Micchan> oh, you're not in Lolitannia?
okay, so why is Kiba there 0.o
[16:01] <Fiendish_Imp> everyone is whether they like it or not
<Micchan> btw, are we all dragons
<Kiba-Kun> Because I, like all men, have a perverted side
<Micchan> as in, 1988 people
<BlackHowling> i guess
<Kiba-Kun> and Lolitannia is the place where we can satisfy all our desires
[16:02] * Micchan raises an eyebrow
<Fiendish_Imp> we gave Dancu-Sama our soul and he gives us eternal happiness
<Micchan> get a girlfriend, and you can satisfy yourself all you want, anywhere, anytime (if she's willing)
<Kiba-Kun> He can have my soul as long as I get my lolis
<BlackHowling> i don't do that to my gf
[16:03] so how?
:o
<Micchan> then.. DIT
*DIY
lol
wait, dancu's a GUY?
<Fiendish_Imp> a God
<Kiba-Kun> if he wasnt, he would be lesbian
[16:04] <Fiendish_Imp> subservient only to Kamina-Sama
<Micchan> you need a good slapping
* Micchan slaps Fiendish_Imp around a bit with a large trout
<Kiba-Kun> good thing I didnt get slapped ^^
* Micchan slaps Kiba-Kun around a bit with a large trout
* Kiba-Kun Ouch T_T
<Micchan> XD
<Fiendish_Imp> hey dont touch my citizens
<Micchan> you're the mayor 0.o?
[16:05] <Fiendish_Imp> its my duty as Captain of the first squad, and Knight of One
<Kiba-Kun> he is like general of the loli forces
<Fiendish_Imp> no DarkBlod is the Loli division Captain
<Kiba-Kun> Ah
<Fiendish_Imp> tho i still have control over them, and ave my own special ops squad of them
<Micchan> doh
[16:06] i don't want lolis!
i want bishies!
where is my bishounen~
<Fiendish_Imp> we have a female members division which we turn a blind eye to what they do in their quarters despite the ban in upper lolitannia
* Micchan squints al the dudes in the channel
[16:07] <Micchan> meh.
haha who's in the female division
[16:08] <Fiendish_Imp> Captaincy is held by Saku-Chan, who also frequently gives offering to us to appease and continue their work in pervert girls fc
<Micchan> .........o...............kay.
[16:09] <Fiendish_Imp> serious buisness
<Kiba-Kun> werent bishonen characters gay?
I mean, they are part of yaoi manga
<Micchan> no...
[16:10] <Fiendish_Imp> being bishoujo doesnt make them all yuri
<Micchan> bishounen just means beautiful young men
<Kiba-Kun> with girly faces
:p
<Micchan> bi = beauty
<Fiendish_Imp> bisexual = beautiful sex?
<Micchan> as in the 'bi' of 'bishounen'
[16:11] * Micchan whacks fiendish
<Kiba-Kun> hahah, thats a good question
<Micchan> ooh, how do people have beautiful sex?
<Kiba-Kun> with lolis
xD
<Micchan> or only beautiful people have beautiful sex
[16:12] <Fiendish_Imp> the most special kinf od love is the love that exist between to women while i watch
<Micchan> or the love is so tender that sex becomes beautiful
<Kiba-Kun> HAHA
<Micchan> dude, that's just your fantasy
<Kiba-Kun> haha, this is soo going to be posted in the "wtf conversation" thread (if it gets revived)
<Micchan> what'll make it more special for you is if you can join in
<Kiba-Kun> or whatever it was called
[16:13] <Micchan> huh what thread?
ooh me find
<Kiba-Kun> there was a thread to post random conversations like this
<Fiendish_Imp> the one where we learned about how bd's jerks off in the public library comps
db*
[16:14] <Micchan> okay... wow there's some weird shit.
[16:15] haha we must've all been drunk/high/ not thinking properly / chatting our heads off
<Kiba-Kun> I think I am going to revive the thread, max-mahito style :p
[16:16] <Micchan> haha what part are you gonna put in there
[16:17] <Kiba-Kun> From
Micchan> but you're not a loli
* Micchan kicks fiendish outta the country
<BlackHowling> His penis is
OSNAP
<Micchan> ahahahhaaaa
[16:18] <Kiba-Kun> give me the link, this is epic material
:p
<Micchan> u should start from <@Fiendish_Imp> we conquered FH, long ago. its is now Lolitannia ruled by the benevolent Dancu-Sama who allows Fh to exist as a territory within the kingdom

[aquara]

therse names will be changed later so stalk them while they can......

Kyle J Rapps is in a murry-purry mood~ :33 hours ago · Comment ·LikeUnlike
Lauren Shoemaker you are ****ing gay..now thats the best quote
2 hours agoKyle J Rapps Someone doesn't like jokes and such... Im no more than Matt Varvar then! XD
2 hours agoLauren Shoemaker thats a dick move i love matt
2 hours agoRachel Wigham hey hey! no fighting!!!
(people need to calm down)
2 hours ago · Kyle J Rapps No, she started it!
and lauren, I wouldn't use the word gay then if you love matt....
2 hours agoLauren Shoemaker rachel you are retarded and matt is not gay i love him as a friend you idiotic ****in dipshit!!!!!!!
2 hours agoKyle J Rapps Lauren, you can fight and speak out all you want over the computer. Say this to my face and then see who's is an "idiotic ****in dipshit".
2 hours agoChristine Casterline holy shit you are annoying as hell i will say this to your face!! and talk about matt again and this wont turn out good!
about an hour agoLauren Shoemaker Oh I have no problemo saying this to your ****ing face faget!

about an hour agoKyle J Rapps Ok then :) Come and tell me monday about how gay I am and how much you love matt. I appreciate you exercising your freedom of speech!

Oh and Christine, two things: One, I've never spoken to you, so if you think I'm annoying that's your problem, you posted on my status. Two, who are you?
about an hour agoRachel Wigham wow.... way to be real mature over a freaking post on someone's wall......lauren why in the hell do you have such a problem with everyone....?
about an hour ago · Christine Casterline kyle monday it is i am going to curse you out...rachel shut it
about an hour agoLauren Shoemaker Whale
about an hour agoChristine Casterline haha!!
about an hour agoRachel Wigham hmm and by the way.. lauren how am i annoying if i rarely ever speak to you.... i actually avoid you because I KNOW you don't like me.
about an hour ago · Kyle J Rapps So you go to my school then? I still don't know who you are... Sorry. And you have no right to infringe upon the freedoms of others. Rachel may speak her mind, as I, and both of you may.
about an hour agoChristine Casterline annoying people dont have to do anything but breathe to be annoying
about an hour agoLauren Shoemaker Good choice...and kyle I believe every single time I hear you you go "whatd you get oh I did better" dumbass
about an hour agoKyle J Rapps Then kindly cease breathing Christine. I don't believe I've ever spoken an unkind word to you, but you don't deserve life. Give your last breath back to the earth.
about an hour agoChristine Casterline what are you my english teacher you sound like mr. owens. and yes i do go to your school you retard im in your freaking first period but its okay i dont no or care who you are
about an hour agoRachel Wigham hmmm soo what was this for anyway.... some stupid dare?.. an really old rivalyry... or are you guys just trying to start a fight.. because you know kyle and i aren.t hotheads like everyone e;se...
about an hour ago · Christine Casterline im calling the police this is harassment. telling people to die is messed up what the **** is wrong with you
about an hour agoRachel Wigham rigght like anything you said wasn't?
about an hour ago · Alex McFarland How about everyone just shuts the **** up and puts out the fire on their ****ing tampon.
about an hour agoChristine Casterline what is wrong with you...alex you stay out it has nothing to ****ing do with you
about an hour agoKyle J Rapps Ok, then. I don't believe I've done anything serious, but do as you wish and I will face concequences. I'm going back to cooking my dinner so have a pleasant night!
about an hour agoLauren Shoemaker Okay rachel sorry I'm harassing your boyfriend and interrupting your **** time

about an hour agoRachel Wigham and nothing to do with me and kyle.... go back to your own little twisted world... we'll be enjoying our lives now....
about an hour ago · Christine Casterline oh so you are both multitaskers!!
about an hour agoAlex McFarland I'm not getting involved, I'm telling some people who can't stay shit to another person's face to stop before you get all dramatic about it. I'm actually trying to help, but I'm kind of pissed off right now if I seem like mean or anything. Just stop guys it's just a suggestion (no sarcasm intended)
about an hour agoChristine Casterline i enjoy my twisted world :)
about an hour agoRachel Wigham .....no for your info we don't live on the internet.... people who waste their time doing what your doing do. maybe you should change your mind. were just trying to sort out some odd ends
about an hour ago · Lauren Shoemaker Since when was the internet our twisted world...and I'm not wasting my time this is fun and what odd ends are there...I've only hated you two my whole life. Go **** each other I'm going to hunt down the bear currently in my back yard! Maybe I will send it to your house kyle so you stop breathing
about an hour agoAlex McFarland That is just inhumane. You shouldn't wish death on anyone period. I'm sorry but I disagree with you there Lauren, I don't know you but that was just mean. Just chill.
about an hour agoRachel Wigham ahh so that's it..
you still hate me for being alison's friend. i knew it. well that a little bit old news so.. bye.
about an hour ago · Christine Casterline he wished death upon me first so go annoying the **** out of him
about an hour agoKyle J Rapps Cool yourself Lauren. I enjoy this as well. I love being called out to fight about anything, even on issues I have no prior knowledge in. I'm sorry to hear that you hate me and Rachel, but I can't change your mind. have fun with the bear hunt!
about an hour agoLauren Shoemaker Um actually I stopped hanging out with allison because my best friend came to the school not because you became friends with her I truthfully don't give a ****ing shit about that

Kyle have fun ****ing
about an hour agoRachel Wigham yeah and... wow... all i can say is MATURE i cant wait untill the rest of the world reads this.... cuz i know o find it to be a good entertainment.... im going to go read a bool, and by the way.. im not a SLUT so i dont think i'll be loosing my virginity any time soon
about an hour ago · Alex McFarland I'm out. I tried just being nice. I hope this gets resolved.
about an hour agoKyle J Rapps Lauren, once again, calm yourself. I see no need for harsh words and profound language. If you wish to argue I would be happy to, but first speak properly and think before you do. I'll stay here a little longer until my stepmom gets home so I can eat. Then I think I'll read some of my literature.
about an hour agoLauren Shoemaker thanks for leaving, and um yeah they will be laughing at you who ****ing reads, and im not a SLUT either....i havent lost my virginity thank you very much. im a good child...
about an hour agoLauren Shoemaker there you go sounding like mr owens again.......have fun reading your literature........................................ ..there i didnt use profound language
about an hour agoAlex McFarland -.-
about an hour agoKyle J Rapps Have fun reading rachel! I'm only gonna be on here a little longer. Ignore the comment she made about being a slut too, I don't consider you to be one either. Losing one's virginity does not make one a "slut' per se... But I'm not for that argument now.

And I will have fun! Friedrick Nietzsche is an amazing writer and philospher!

And thank you for keeping the disscussion civil.
about an hour agoPhilip Weigel just gunna put my name in this conversation.
23 minutes agoRachel Wigham nice to know phillip : )...

and i didn't call you a slut... but i know PLENTY of people in our school who have slept wiht somebody..... way to sound high and mighty

[Usarise]

I loved having that convo.... :3

[aquara]

Kyle
i wish boy scouts saw musicals...>_>

10:51pm
Me
hahah becuse it is ever so manly

10:51pm
Kyle
Its more manly than learning how to make pots baskets and leather pouches

oh and guess what? :D

10:51pm
Me
what?

10:52pm
Kyle
Im gonna get my "stalking" merit badge~

10:52pm
Me
yay?

Alicia:I'd thought I'd ask..... What is your fav Hetalia character? It IS Germany right? Just thought I'd ask.....

Me:yeah.. you already gave me a germany shrinky dink though....although i do like austria

Alicia:hmmm.....is plotting........ your birthday is coming up soon am I correct?

Me:yesss -.-

.................germanyXaustri harcore yaoi? 0.0

Alicia:god no you know I don't draw that stuff............

Me:haha yeah i was joking (softcore yaoi?)

gosh i really am tending to forget my birthdays comming soon because the present from my parents is everything and anything to do with con

Alicia:lol i could do softcore yaoi.....If you wanted it....

Me: like surprises... rule 63 , soft core yaoi ecettera so whatever you wanna do....

Alicia:ok surprise it is then!

Me:........yaaayyy!