How would you kill the person above you??

[Anon]

Well the title explains it all; how would you kill the poster above you ...be creative ;)

[Aphelion]

Throw him to the sea and let him be a FISHFOOD!!!! :kukukuh2: (Yakuza way)

[joaotwix]

showing him my girl's pics and let him die out of bloodloss (nosebleed) but only after i said that they weren't my girlfreinds photos but a korean dude with make up making him die in horrible agony ^^

[DarkBlood]

First I'd slice him all over his body.
Then I would roll him in salt, throw him in boiling water and add some vegetables.
Voila! joaotwix soup. And yes, he died.

[Peku]

I'd just surgically implant some c4 in Darkies precious Neko's, and vóila, darkie dies by his most beloved creaturs. Oh happy him~

[ankokuryu]

shoot Peku in the head.

i am cREaTiVE :D

[Peku]

Stab anko in the stomach with a katana made out of chocolate chip cookies I'm eating right now~

[Aphelion]

Make two hole at your head with Ebony & Ivory :hohoho:

[yami_no_tenshi1563]

I would go strangle him then after that I'll chop him up then I'll get all his blood and place it on the fridge for ice cream. I would use his eyes and other internal organs for fishing maybe. I would then chop his body up hang outside in our window and I'll make sure it only looks like plain meat then I'll cook him and put poison on him then feed it to the people I hate. This is the reason why I am not sadistic

[Aphelion]

Send her a cute thing everyday so she will die by hatred :D

[VelvetRose]

strip for him/her till he/she dies from my smexiness XD

sorry... i didnt know if you were a guy or a girl @_@

[yami_no_tenshi1563]

haha I would chop a panda then feed it to her then tell her it's a panda after she's done eating so she will die of agony

[VelvetRose]

point at her till she dies >.>

[Aphelion]

Make him/her eat Bamboo until she/he dies :hohoho:

BTW I'm a guy (no, not gay) :D

[Munkkiman]

I would first feed my son with rotten tuna, and then, while Aphelion is suffering in his pain, I say:

Munkkiman: Aphelion....im your father!

Aphelion: Noooo-oooo*cough*ooooorggghhhaargh~~ *stifle*

(yohoho, i bet some people were waiting for me to post here....who is first lucky one who have opportunity to kill me?)

[DarkBlood]

I would cut open your belly, strangle you with your own entrails while making you eat your own heart. BUT! I would also stab your eyes with needles with strangling you.

[gdperrin]

First i hang him from a rusty hook, the i apply hot oil over his body and then ill have his skin removed and make him eat it.
afterward with all the wounds open i aplly honey all over and tie him up next to an ant tunnel, the ants will do the work for me, if thats not enough ill throw you to fire.... and feed you to the lions.....

[DarkBlood]

First I'll starv some pigs. Then after three or four months I'll feed the pigs with you alive. You'll die while being eaten by pigs.

[VelvetRose]

make pandas smoke him to death

[Munkkiman]

I would trick this Panda first inside the box, then send it to in the China, then release Panda from the box and after that I would shout: "oi, heres free perverted panda! Perverted pandas are againts your nation´s laws, eliminate it!"

and rest his history~~

[starwarsdude]

i would lure you in with tuna than once you were in the room with the fish i would flood the room than release a hungry great white shark in there with you to make sure your dead i than will force nuclear fuel rod in the water so that way the shark also dies to.

[dancu]

i will dress a midget as yoda
lure him into a cave
then lure him back out
then bring out a gun and watch as a satellite falls on his eye

[Scorched]

With the best master plan ever... Psycho catfish with lasers and maybe some explosive sunfish... Mwahahahahaha.

[gdperrin]

just the old plain and effective chop the head off ^

[DarkBlood]

I'm to lazy to think of anything creative. So...I'd just put you in a "Iron maiden" and listen to your dying screams.

[VelvetRose]

i would feed him poisoned cookies ^^

[DarkBlood]

Poison cookies. Deadly sweets. >_>


I'd kill Velvet by forcing her to kill pandas.

[yami_no_tenshi1563]

I'd slaughter a lot of neko girls and Dark will die of a heart attack when he sees it

[DarkBlood]

EVIL PERSON!

I'd kill you with a mighty smack with a rusty shovel!

[yami_no_tenshi1563]

I'd chop up neko girls then turn them into dishes with poison and feed it to him so he dies with his race haha

[joaotwix]

turn those wobly fingers in th sig real and made them poke you to death

[DarkBlood]

Give you a nice acidbath. ^^ Nice and clean.

[Howugetname]

Wait until you are alone attack you with a chainsaw, yet it's only a diversion as i pull out a big piece of paper and give you a really large paper cut on both your wrists. Next i chain both of you arms to a pole as to prevent you from stopping the bleeding yourself. Then I preform a vampiristic act and suck blood from one of the large paper cuts. As you start to lose consciousness i take four stakes and ram one through each of hands and legs so i can keep you awake with the pain and then i kill you myself by strangling you with a rope.

Evil aren't I?

[joaotwix]

O.O tha's sickening evil.. i could do worse but you would die from reading it which is btw how i would kill you

[drageoon]

Kick into the pit of death XD

[Howugetname]

I don't understand...

I put you asleep with a tranquilizer and then put you brain in a cats body. Then i tie your four legs together put a bag over your head and throw you into the middle of a deep river. Next your body which now had the cats brain will be my servent until I get bored and push it off a cliff.

2 deaths in 1 to finish off one whole person: body and soul muhaha

[DarkBlood]

Stab you to death with a carrot.

[gdperrin]

by cursing him.... if he touch a neko he dies :kukukuh:

[DarkBlood]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Perry-senpai! >_< Is this the revenge for my surprise assrape in the forrest yesterday?! (In DotA for you who could misunderstand this)

Btw, I'd kill you with a baseball bat. A nice homerun.

[Howugetname]

Take away everything of value to you and killing everyone you care for and hate. Leaving you in a depressed state with nothing worth living for except yourself. Then i wait for you to commit suicide and if you find anything else you look forward to in the tie im waiting I'll kill it too.

[DarkBlood]

Kill you until you die from it.

[Howugetname]

Replace your blood with gasoline and then set you on fire!

[gdperrin]

hang you to death....

[DarkBlood]

Kill you with a heavy book were it stand that I would have died from just swtiching my blood with gasoline.

[Howugetname]

I know you would have died from the gasoline, but i just wanted to set you on fire and watch...

String you like a puppet and hold you high in the air till your circulation stops and you die.

[Munkkiman]

I would curse you with the 23 :hypno: after a month.....you are dead as dead anchovy!

[Peku]

I'd go with the traditional tunafish with lazers strapped to their heads.~

[DarkBlood]

Cover you in syrup and let the insects feed on your flesh! :nyaa:

[Peku]

I'd fondle neko-girls in front of ya, and you'd die of jealousy~

[DarkBlood]

I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Don't..! Touch...! My..! Nekogirls!

[Peku]

He's already dead from my earlier post, so no need to kill him again~

[DemanHunter]

I would like to kill him about 100 times in WC3^^

[DarkBlood]

I'll use my Surprise Rape technique and kill you.

[DemanHunter]

I'll fricking sell you to pedo movie guys ^^

[VelvetRose]

make him eat cake till he dies from diabetes

[Scorched]

Haha, Velvet I would have to go with having you eat a chocolate cheesecake that was so good you just couldn't stop eating. Hey, you'll go happy :D

[DemanHunter]

Yea I know! Chain to a chair and make an angel of your dreams teas you. You will go creasy from desire ^^

[Howugetname]

Tie you down cut open your skull and let your brain dry out till you die!

[DemanHunter]

You want a bloody death ok then:
Make him swallow hundred needles, then give him small amount of anesthesia and slowly cut off his limbs one by one, after that with bare hands take out his eyes and feed them to him. When he dies from blood loss chop him to pieces and burn him in fire, the fried meat give to the pigs and incinerate the bones. The dust that will be left throw in to the deepest peats and kill the those pigs and one hundred of their kin without mercy!

[DarkBlood]

Let him spend a night with a pissed off John Rambo.

[VelvetRose]

with panda glomps of course! <3

[DarkBlood]

Panda glomps? Doesn't sound like a bad way to die.

Way top kill -> Zombie neko glomps ftw. ^^

[DemanHunter]

ROFL ^^ you sure are cruel

Kill all neko girl in front of his eyes ^^ :kukukuh:

[sMug]

i would give him a mirror and he woud kill himself after seeing what's inside

[DemanHunter]

ROFL that IS cruel!!! (makes a stupid face and speaks with a hard voice) But I like it, I like it.

p.s. puts sMug in the same room as rock lee how is drunk like hell!!

[DarkBlood]

Kill Deman -> Steal his girlfriend. ^^ Or wait, that'll get me killed.... Doh.

[DemanHunter]

WTF did you just say, even for such thoughts you may die from my hands!

And just killing of all neko girls will not cut as your punishment I’m make sure you want be able to read or watch manga/animes ever again! Only old fashion horror movies ^^

[DarkBlood]

NOOO! That's too evil Deman. >_>

The ultimate killing move on a guy -> Slash off the part that is the difference between us guys and the girls and let him take suicide later.

[joaotwix]

viciously cruel.. but for u darky, i'll give you a tail

a masochist tail taht would whip you to death, and you can't cathc it cuz it cuts your hands while trying to grab it (made of very thin hair like blades), and then you would die thinking that nekos are horrible ruining your entire life of neko loving =)

[DarkBlood]

I'll just force you to eat Twix until you die from it.

[Howugetname]

Tie you to a lightning pole right before the storm! If the lightning doesn't kill you being stuck to it for the rest of your life will.

[DarkBlood]

Crucify you upside down. ^^ Meanwhile I force you to listen to Westlife.

[Howugetname]

Tie you to a bed and let Munkki have his way with you and then kill you slowly.

[DarkBlood]

Man, I almost died by reading that post.
I'll make you go on training with Sagare Sousuke. :p If you don't die, you will wish you would have.

[joaotwix]

i wouldn't let you post anything for the rest of your life and you would die out of stress (but the munkki death is the worst yet)

[Howugetname]

Strangle you with a rubber hose while slowly cutting you open.

[starwarsdude]

throw you in a pit full of broken glass and slowly increase the heat in the room to 400 F if the cuts dont kill you than the heat will

[DarkBlood]

Cover you with steaks and release the wolves. :p

[gdperrin]

shoot you.... witha silver bullet you damn lycanthrope (yeah you know what i mean!!!)

[Munkkiman]

How I would kill perryboy:

I would go to him and whisper to him:

"There is no gdperrin" :whisper:

And then he would vanish in nano-seconds

easy, but practical

[DarkBlood]

I would let you spend some time with Proffessor Franken Stein from Soul Eater. :p He'd dissect you.

[starwarsdude]

i would turn evil killer nekos on you and let them kill you

[joaotwix]

i would make that pic so big that it would crush you

[DemanHunter]

I would like to turn him in too a ghoul ^^
BTW, you people should visit this thread (http://www.franky-house.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4701) ^^ It's Illy-chans and Kuro-chans ICQ conversation ^^

[starwarsdude]

strap you to a chair a stick a IV line in your main vein and let the blods slowly flow out of you until you die

[kenji_37]

I will tie your neck w...ith a rope

[DarkBlood]

Stab your guts until you die.

[Fiendish_Imp]

i'll own you with a lathe (http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/This+Is+Twisted)

[Aphelion]

BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! *fire in the hole*...... KABOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!

[DarkBlood]

Steal Yuki from you, instant kill.

[Howugetname]

Force feed you cat's till you die from a broken heart!

[gdperrin]

i`ll club you to death.... with a spiked club..... like a neanderthal (is that written right?)

[DarkBlood]

It is. Atleast I think so. :p


I'd dress as an angel and fool you that it was Kami-samas wish that you should take suicide. :p

[CodeGeass]

Like this XD

http://www.manganews.net/eclipse_images/Articles/Hentai%20Kamen/hentaikamen2.jpg

now, its been 24 hrs, i wonder in whst way im going to be killed

[gdperrin]

ill drown you in coke ^^

[tmc21121]

Garrot made from High grade piano wire... youll never know it was me...

[kenji_37]

I will cut his dick....

[tmc21121]

Castration by way of meat grinder.....

[gdperrin]

fat chicks stampede!! that has to hurt.....

[tmc21121]

Gom Jabar... very painful...

[gdperrin]

i sense that you are killing me in a lot of different ways..... im getting scared... ^^

throw you to a pool full of hungry....... white sharks

[tmc21121]

... that wouldnt be painfull at all... I dont look like a seal and I am not bleeding in your said scenario... they wouldnt touch me...

Lower wet into a vat of lye feet first... chem burn, its a bitch aint it?

[DarkBlood]

Acidbath, yaaay! :)

[CodeGeass]

haha, this makes you dead by me twice :D

http://www.onemanga.com/Ultimate_Hentai_Kamen/54/21/http://img39.onemanga.com/mangas/00000458/00000054/20.jpg

[Fiendish_Imp]

shove pizza hut pizza down your throat till you choke and die.

[tmc21121]

Sell bad shrooms.... You know the ones F_imp;P....

[DarkBlood]

CG, stop killing me with perverted moves. >_<

^Kill you with explosives. Small explosives in your body. Nyahaha.

[CodeGeass]

haha.. you seems lucky to be always killed by me :p

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/jetcanones/19.jpg

[tmc21121]

Shove my steel toe booted foot so far up your ass you would be spit polishing them with the back of your tongue...

Just for s***s and grins...

[CodeGeass]

haha.. nows your turn, coz darkblood is always in the way

http://img39.onemanga.com/mangas/00000458/00000029/18.jpg

[tmc21121]

You perverted bastard.... detonation cord wrapped around each limb... then watch as you bleed out in agony... Thats for the Hentai Kamen... You sic bastard:smoker:...

[DarkBlood]

I'll chase a herd of crazed camels over you. >_<

[Munkkiman]

well this pretty easy way to kill but here ya go~~

whisper to the darkkie´s ear these words:

"neko-girls...they dont really exist":whisper:

[DemanHunter]

I'll make the camels spit at your head to death ^^

[Aphelion]

Beat him at WC3 *MUAHAHAHAHA* (that's impossible though) xD

[gdperrin]

ill stick a pc full of gasoline through your throat... and then ill plug it..... big explosion ^^

[Ilesyt]

Your bunny ate your tenshi.

[gdperrin]

beaten to death by a slug...... lol

[Ilesyt]

Feeds perry those disgusting slugs

[DarkBlood]

Invent something that makes him unable to fap. Instant kill.

[Ilesyt]

Feed something to his neko so they hate kuro.

[DarkBlood]

Tell him he has posted three posts in this thread with just one person between them. That's spam you know. ;)

[Aphelion]

Kaa...........Mee.............Haa............Mee.. ...........HAA!!!!!!!!!! *whooosh* *BOOOOMM* xD

[dancu]

i would um
remove yuki from his life and then bam he keels over

[DarkBlood]

Take Anya away. More kills for DarkBlood. ^^

[Ilesyt]

Remove neko from existence

[DarkBlood]

Remove every single perverted thing with 'im. He'll take suicide because he knows something is missing.

[gdperrin]

you dont really want to know!!!!....... ^^

[tmc21121]

Pour molten lead down his throat... Quick, but extremely painful...

[DarkBlood]

A banhammer + The strength of an ogre + Your head = Brains everywhere.

[tmc21121]

.... A ban hammer? Thats cuel and unusual...

Pull out intestines while still alive and pour a jar of fire ants into the wound... Pirates used to do that ^^....

[joaotwix]

sounds itchy..

something that pirates also do:

walk the plank!! but with a twist.. the plank is 1 cm wide and under you there is a gigantic trash shredder

[Ilesyt]

hen what's the use of the plank ?

Release roshan on him + make him spikey and pour some acid over him too, since it doesn't affect roshan, Oh yeah, Roshan will also be super hot.

[Howugetname]

cut off your head with the lazer beams that shoot out from my eyes

[tmc21121]

Hang you by the feet and surgically clap the veins leading from the head closed....

[DarkBlood]

Put you in a coffin. Burn the coffin. You dead. Ashes to ashes. ^^

[tmc21121]

Inject you with the "Akuma Virus"... Dust to dust...

[CodeGeass]

feed you to an ant's nest :p

[DarkBlood]

Tell some ninjas you trashtalked them. :p You'd be dead in seconds.

[DemanHunter]

Paint you in red with blood and the throw you to the sea full of sharks.

[tmc21121]

A syrenge full of... Something bad... but its a syrenge full of it...

[DarkBlood]

I'll play dogdeball with a grenade launcher and you're on the opposite team.

[Howugetname]

Cover you in 1 ton of feathers =P death by soft fluffy things.

[tmc21121]

Cover you with honey and throw you to the bears:kukukuh:....

[CodeGeass]

first i torture you by ripping all of your nails and put alchohol on it :p
then. i will bind your whole body to stop all the blood from flowing until you die :D

[tmc21121]

You want gruesom eh? Okay, First I will bind you to a very sturdy iron(or any kind of sturdy metal)cross (nothing religious, just keeps the body spread eagle). Then I will take a sharp knife and remove your skin starting with the feet, using a blow torch to cauterize and stop the bleeding. After which(if you are still alive) I will run a current through the cross causing it to heat(heat on burns hurts a whole hell of a lot more than the original burn). After which(if you are still alive) I will wrap your whole body in wet rawhide and allow it to dry, slowly causing your organs to be squezzed out of you like toothepaste...

Hows that for gruesome?:smoker:....

[DarkBlood]

Chainsaw you slowly starting from the feet.

[Risada]

Break the neck,so I could try to conserve the dead body as a trophy :)

[Howugetname]

The next time you turn on your computer you see a picture of you laying dead on top of your keyboard. While you look cautiously around your room and find nothing you sit back at you computer. A strange program in on your computer one that you have never seen. Since you are curious, you open the program, but nothing happens. You click it again and again but nothing happens. You try to delete the program but you computer screen goes black. The computer is still plugged in as you can see, so you fiddle around with your monitor looking for a problem, but as you do this two hands come out of the screen and chock you to death, and you end up dead on top of you keyboard as the picture showed.

Muhahahahaha!

[joaotwix]

that's creepy.. burt it's better than gruesome..

how about sinking you? ^^ .. in the residual water disposal tank!!

[Howugetname]

I skin you alive with a cheese grader! Then i take out your brain and put it into an animals body and throw you into the middle of an alligator infested lake and let them feed on you.

[DarkBlood]

Ever seen an egg in a microwave? Imagine that but switch the egg with yourself. :p

[ff nut]

tie him to a post naked with a metal plate on his head connected to the floor and a wire suspended just above his crotch with high ampage curent passing through. then make neko girls do errotic acts in front of him and time how long it takes for involutary actions to complete the circuit (nothing personal XD) i guess its nicer then stab you multiple times with a rusty spoon then dump in the middle of the desert and see which of either dehydration, internal bleeding or infection kill you first

[DarkBlood]

O_o You scare me.

Equipment: One American Football
Ball goes down your throat. Yummy.

[ff nut]

feed you a drug which stops the neurotransmitters that signal pain from being broken down (meaning you will not stop feeling the pain no matter how long you waited. imagine canabis but with pain instead of a high) then kick you somewhere new every 5 minutes until you die of shock/panic attack (breaking of bones is permitted with the kicks)

(even though i make these really harsh scenarios i would find it quite horrific if i watched someone going through this) i can think of another 4 ish inventive ways of killing someone all pretty gruesome (biology and chemistry really give you an insight in how to break the body XD)

[Bhlue]

..do the same with you~ :p

[mab]

well if the one above me is a girl then it is easy

i can kill her in bed XD
i can kill her in bathroom XD
i can kill her in the car XD
all of the above using the same thing my *****

i hope u understand what i mean by kill her XD

so bhlue are u up for that ;)

[Bhlue]

I am a girl, mab.. but I'm certainly not up for that.. xP like, in your dreams~! :p

I would tie you to a chair and make you watch endless Barney re-runs for all eternity.. while behind your back is tv with porn.. if you turn your head around or close your eyes, you will get a 2 million volt electrocution.. :p

[ff nut]

oooo thats harsh though to be honest you didnt need the electric shock and the porn barney was overkill enough

errm well i will guess i will be boring and give you a blood transfusion with an incompatable blood type and watch as your body attacks itself probably leading to a heart attack or maybe just keep adding water to your blood stream and watch you suffocate as your cell perform lysis (obviously i would be adding the water faster than your kidneys could take it out)

[DarkBlood]

Ah, the horrors >_>

Force you to drink some melted metal. :)

[ff nut]

i choose mercury ^^ sure i will die but it wont scold me

force you to eat ceasium encased in a time release pill so it dissolve in your stomach hehe boom (find a video of it reacting with water and imagine what it would be like in acid)

(dammit i forgot my other gruesome kills :X)

[DarkBlood]

Pour some gasoline over you, "drop" a burning match and what do you know? After a couple of minutes I'll throw some water on you and break your legs and arms and hang you somewhere and let the birds eat you.

[ff nut]

hang you upside down tieing your leg in a way so that there is a straight line going from foot to head and stop you from moving then set up a dripping device filled with a strong acid to drip on your foot and leave it to work on making a hole from foot to head.

[Funchi]

uhm..... why should i kill you?

[ff nut]

i dunno but now you've made me not wanna kill you

[CodeGeass]

i dnt wan to kill :p

[DarkBlood]

Put you in a meatgrinder because your signature has the Emperor in a swimmingsuit. >_> AH MY EYES!

[Bhlue]

ah, well.. you're not actually going to kill the person you know.. >_> it's just a game..geez.. ^^;

ah, Darky.. ü I'll put you in my Death Note.. ^^

[ff nut]

slowly substitue your blood with acid

[Aphelion]

Blast him/her with a fireball

[DarkBlood]

5k killing blow, aka kick in the nuts. I accidently did that to a friend in my class and one of my classmates that plays WoW said "5k killing blow." I'm sure that's a skill or something. :p

[Bhlue]

aahh~ I'll make you eat poop until you die.. ^^

[Badi]

i'll kill him with a katana... tear him into 1 million pieces... and throw his pierced body into the sea...

[Bhlue]

ah~ but I'm a girl, Badi.. ö

..cut your arm and hope you die from blood loss. ü

[Badi]

o_O

Girl!? what a scary girl....

can't hit or kill girl except i really need to do that... XD

[Bhlue]

ah..? ö scary~?! why..?

..step on your face until you can't breathe. ^^

[Badi]

Because of your killing method.... :(

Stabs your heart with a kitchen knife

[Bhlue]

ahh~ ^^ but it's the rules here in this thread.. ü you can't post w/o killing the person above you.. ü ehh, don't worry.. it's just a game after all.. ^^

ah, I guess I could just write you in my death note or ask my pet shinigami to pay you a visit.. ü

[Aphelion]

Hmph! that kind of thing won't work one me cause I'm the God of Death itself!!
*MUAHAHAHAHAHA*

I'll shock you with Black Lightning!!! *ZAP!*

[Bhlue]

ooh~ black lightning.. :pachipachi: what's that..? ö

..make you smell every single school gym sock in the universe..until you die, of course~ ;)

[Badi]

That won't kill me...

stabs you with your huge pencil....

[Bhlue]

ah~ edited it.. ü look at the post again.. ^^ my pencil is my friend and that won't kill me either.. :p

..I'll stab YOU with my huge pencil...until you die~ ^^

[Aphelion]

Sorry pencil is not sharp enough to kill me

Burn you with my Hellfire!

I'm helping Darky here, so please read this
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[CodeGeass]

^ il kill you as many times as you want if you kill bhlue :D

[DarkBlood]

I'll chase 500 crazy carabao's/kalabaw's over you. That'll make you flat. :p


Btw, thanks Aphelion, I appreciate it.

[CodeGeass]

^ ill kill you with gay rape :p

[ff nut]

tie you securly to a log and lower you slowly into a giant blender so that it will take a minute to go from your feet to your head

[Aphelion]

Shock him with Thunder Bolt!!!

[DarkBlood]

^Spellreflect so you kill yourself. :p

[ff nut]

may as well try out the chinese torture of growing bamboo underneath a bound person holy **** that must hurt

[starwarsdude]

ill force shock you in your low belt line with a exposed wire of 9 million ohm's

[ff nut]

fine with me cos you didnt actually expose me to something that hurts or can kill me seeming ohms is a measure of resistance plus i already did something similar to darkblood anyways i would kill you by (nuts running out of good ideas now wont be as inventive as before -_-) exposing you to VX nerve gas would be no fun cos you die within a minute errrm i would hmmm turn your body into chocolate and put you in a room full of fat people you wount be able to move or talk but you will still feel pain (screw realism)

[tmc21121]

Id freeze you in block of Ice so large Mizore would be in aw....

[ff nut]

meh better than burning to death in my opinion

i would kill you with a blood crazed Leprechaun with a shiv

[Bhlue]

ah~ really, CG~? ü hahahaa.. lol.. :p

tie you to a tree infested with gargantuan red ants and hope they devour you.. ^^

[starwarsdude]

take the worlds largest pen and carve off your face

[Bhlue]

gah..!? :nani: what's with that~?! :gah: you scare me..

..dissect your head, remove your brain, feed it to the ants, feed the ants to a cat, make the cat spit it out, and put it back on your head.. ^^ then, I'll stitch your head and put barney stickers on it.. ü

[DaMaster]

I'll shoot an entire magazine, then throw the body through the window and release some hungry dogs to eat the remains

[starwarsdude]

use my vectors and rip out your brain stem and play jump rope with it

[tmc21121]

@Bhlue

:twitching: Um... Okay....

@SWD

Surgically plant pinhead size capsules of c4 in all the joints of your body and detonate them one by one starting with your toes.... You would stay intact, but you would be in excrutiating pain for the hour you are still alive till I get the ones at the base of your skull...

[DaMaster]

I would crush your head with a guitar cut your body to pieces (like in Dexter [the series]) and dump the parts inside the kitchen of a chinese food restaurant

[starwarsdude]

toy with you like a a hurt animal after i break both of your legs. You will die due to the fact i keep leting you get to the door and hit you in the leg with a hammer then drag you back in my room you would die due to the fact you would run out of stamia and the lose of blood

[DaMaster]

inject you a lethal virus, tie you up, cut your extremities, hang you in the main mall of your city with a hanging message saying "I'm an idiot", and you would die of excessive bleeding

[Bhlue]

ahh~ that's a good one, DM.. ü

..make you look like a juicy steak and toss you in a cage with a die-hungry Luffy. ü

[starwarsdude]

lock you in a steam room and boil you alive

[DaMaster]

shoot you in the knees and shoulders, then kicked you until you can't possibly talk and throw you in a bakery's oven

[starwarsdude]

play 1922's music in a hallway that goes on in both direction for inf and throw you in it human lab rat

reason for death i would give you no food or water

[tmc21121]

Duct tape you to a chair and let my ex sate her sexual desires using you....

Blood loss...

[DaMaster]

letting "HIM" out...

reason of the death: you really don't want to know

[starwarsdude]

making you have sex with a 1000 pound woman and she is on top of = crushed rips go into lungs and also your heart would stop

[DaMaster]

(that's gross...) A bunch of mafia underlings (6 guys) get near to you and each one rapes you 3 times...

reason of the death: suicide committed 5 minutes later

[CodeGeass]

ill toss you over into an elephant stampede :D

[mab]

well take code geass from him :D

[Bhlue]

ahahaa~ take one piece from you.. :p

[tmc21121]

Take drawing from you ;P (just following yall's example, I dont feel like imagining anything particularly gruesom right now:smoker:)...

[Bhlue]

my drawing~ :but:

I'll.. I'll take your.. your life!! meh..! xP

[tmc21121]

Lol.... I dont think there is anything more gruesome to you than what I just did so.. I'll kill you by your choice of method;D....

[DarkBlood]

Make you play the GTA series and become a psycho massmurderer! :O Execution wooot.

[CodeGeass]

ill let you taste the lips of this person :p

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x106/seafood777/2IMG_1430.jpg

[yami_no_tenshi1563]

I'll let you watch C.C with some other men and you die of jealousy

[Bhlue]

put poison in the food you buy in the canteen~!! :kukukuh2:

[tmc21121]

... hit you with a bus... Im am totaly with out imagination right now so bear with me....

[CodeGeass]

rip out your brain through your nose for running out of ideas :p

[Bhlue]

..bearing with you, tmc.. :p

pull out your eyes from your sockets so you won't ever be able to read manga...ever. ^^

[tmc21121]

smash your favorite body part for thinking I ran out of Ideas, I'm just too lazy to imagine anything particularly entertaining right now, that and my head hurts like hell ;.;...

[CodeGeass]

your already dead, why bother killing you again :p

[tmc21121]

Plant the idea in my three kittens heads that your eyes have their formula in the and watch as they climb up your body and chew them out...

[DarkBlood]

Nuke + You = Death. :D

[ff nut]

hammer, nails and you which body part first ^^

@starwarsdude i had a go at argueing the ohms thingy in our profile pages could you tell me your side cos thats my understanding of the issue

[CodeGeass]

^ crucification :D

[DemanHunter]

Like Indians liked to do in early 18-19th century, take your scalp!

[DarkBlood]

You can survive that you know. ;)

I'd use a jackhammer to totally annihilate your skull. >_>

[DemanHunter]

Then DIE from bleeding to death after that ^^

[ff nut]

surgically cut you open put stanley blades in your stomach stich you back up and induce vomiting hours of fun

[tmc21121]

Quarter you... Like what they did in Brave Heart.... "Freeeeeeedoooooooom!!!!!!!"

[DaMaster]

target your room with a rocket launcher, fire, missed for a bit but you still get serious injuries then I tell your kittens to scratch you until death XD

[ff nut]

tie you up and put into a bath tub full of leeches nighty night

[starwarsdude]

promise you freedom if you can escape froma nine foot deep pit with glass smooth walls and in the bottom is filled with mines and glass shards

[DaMaster]

dump you in a contention field of T-virus-infected organisms, waited for them to also turn you and then throw a missile to erase you completely from the map

[tmc21121]

Place you in a compression chamber and raise the pressure to 90 meters bellow sea level, then cause an explosive decompression causing your head to explode....


And my Kitties would NEVER DO THAT cus they love me XP....

[DaMaster]

bring an ex of yours and pay her generously to torture you (again), then give you 3 shotgun shots and finally dump your remains to your kittens after they begin starving

[ff nut]

spray you with male lion feramone and dump you in the middle of a pride XD

[starwarsdude]

cook you alive over a open flame

[tmc21121]

Tie a lead 100 lb weight to you and drop you into the gulf where it is only 12 feet deep, and watch as you struggle to get to the surface only 3 or 4 feet above you until you drown....


And that was just unneccesary DaMas.... you know I still get nightmares about them:sic:....

[DarkBlood]

Handcuff you to a wall and tell you I'll blow your body to bits slowly if you don't chew your hand off and when you have done it I'll just blow you to bits slowly. ^^

[DaMaster]

make you watch your most hated series for 5 consecutive days until you die of boredom and thirst

[ff nut]

force you to drink you're own blood till you pass out (dunno if it would kill you but its worth a try)

[starwarsdude]

(that would jsut make you piss your self it also depends on the amount of blood you lost also. )

I would stick suckers all over you and throw you in a bear cage at the zoo

[ff nut]

keh ???? whats the suckers got to do with it (i wasnt sure if the body could reform the blood you drank before you died of blood loss due to the stuff you drank and the continual bleeding after passing out)

errr hypnotise you into thinking you can fly if you fall off a minimum of a 6 story building put you on one and set the first floor on fire

[joaotwix]

i'll kill you using -> swd's weapon of choice: the cheese gratter

then i'll feed you to lost cats ^^