battle thread

[joaotwix]

:Hi: i'm gonna try do something here that i've done with some friends of mine that is..

to create a huge battle with made up (or not) characters.. for ex:

someone writes:

hero punches badguy in the face

the answer could be:

badguy grabs hero's wrist and breaks it

etc,etc

you can add more characters into the battle turning this into WW3

or not x)

let me start with: skullguy beats tunafish with a bat

[gdperrin]

tunafish feels nothing
hits skullguy whit his tail

[Aphelion]

Skullguy dodges the tail and attack tunafish with a skullguy's chop :D

[joaotwix]

cap'n planet jumps in and blows everything up with cereals x)

[Aphelion]

Then Gluttony come and eat all the cereals and then he beat cap'n planet with Gluttony's chop :p

[joaotwix]

skullguy gets up and glares at gluttony

gluttony falls into a crack out of fright never to be seen again...

[Aphelion]

The ignored tunafish get angry and beat skullguy with it's tuna army

[DarkBlood]

But alas, Munkkiman come and he devours all the tuna.

[Aphelion]

Cap'n planet called for backup and then Ultraman come and beat munkki with his laserbeam :D

[joaotwix]

the fh staff appears and kills (bans) munkkiman

[Munkkiman]

But Munkkiman jumps in the air and too somersault...and nothing happens :ack:

[DarkBlood]

And then suddenly a flying turtle attacks Munkki.

[Munkkiman]

Munkkiman uses his martial arts to defend himself: *Ippon-seoi-nage!*
and turtle is back in ground

[joaotwix]

turtle has a hard shell and takes the fall! an idiot jumps in and accidentaly joins the battle by kicking the turtle at munkki's head knocking him out!! idiot ran away..

[Munkkiman]

Munkkiman lost his consciousness while turtle says "puff" and goes away

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt calls the funerarium to burn his body while he's still unconscious.

[DarkBlood]

They quickly pick up the body to burn it.

[Ilesyt]

They burned his body to the last char

[DarkBlood]

But the burned remains still lived because it's the remains of something not human.

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt, makes a device and sends his body 200 BILLION years in the future, somewhere in the universe, NOT on earth.

[DarkBlood]

Ilesyt now being sure he has won gets a "Shinigami Chop" on the head from DarkBlood and his Nekogirl army. ^^ LOL. Now I'm bored.

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt wants to know what a shinigami chop is ?

from Soul Eater ?

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood pulls out a chapter of Soul Eater and shows Ilesyt what a Shinigami Chop is before sending a million adorable Neko-girls on Ilesyt.

[Munkkiman]

Munkkiman watch from above the clouds....he shakes his head, shames and says: sad is the fate of human race

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood points his finger towards Munkki and yells "Bang!" Munkki falls down from the heavens like a dead fly.

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt, Detonates another Big Bang, to reset this chaos made by Munkki, ....... and kuro.

[Munkkiman]

but Munkkiman was just acting like dead...."uh oh, how pitiful ones"

[DarkBlood]

Kuro-chan wonders what he has done and downloads some IRL cheats called steroids.

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt, is wondering why those 2 are still talking while the whole universe has been reset.

[Peku]

Suddenly Peku swoops down from the heavens, and is about to open a can whoop-ass, but he trips on a banana peel left by a pirate monkey

[Munkkiman]

Munkkiman sighs...."You really believe too much yourself Ilesyt"

[Ilesyt]

there is no thing not to believe here, because this is the thread where everything does happen, yure-san

besides, you're 200 billion years ahead of us in some other universe so don't talk here anymore.

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood kicks on Peku who no one seems to have noticed. "KEKEKEKE Free kill!"

[Peku]

At this point Peku does kewl ninja moves, followed by drawing a big ass revolver from behind his back, and fires it all Darkie. "Swoosh bitch"

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood hides in a hole in the ground while taking forth a bigass rocket launcher.

[Peku]

While Darkie was in the hole, Peku summoned his female Dante, and ordered her to attack Darkie

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt watches the stupid fight.

[Peku]

While Ilesyt watches the fight between female Dante and darkie, Peku creeps up from befind and slices ile's balls with auron's katana

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt's kage-bunshin goes puff, and so does the self-detonated bomb that has an range of 40 meter so peku can't escape.

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood looks up from his hole just to see a hawt female version of Dante. DarkBlood faints from bloodloss. *nosebleed!*

[Peku]

But Peku manages to pull of a time-space ninjutsu just in the nick of time

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt goes back to watching them fight.

[Peku]

Peku joins ilesyt. "want some popcorn?"

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt declines because there might be poison in it.

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood that now has recovered the blood he lost when he saw the female Dante comes up between Peku and Ilesyt with a vicious smile.
"Surprise buttsecks!"

[Peku]

"Noooooeeezzz!" Peku's scream can be heard even from outer space

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt is safe because he's still wearing the anti-SBS barrier from the IRC.

[Peku]

Peku's female Dante uses quicksilver to save Peku just before penetration.

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood is confused about this barrier and go sits in a corner crying.

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt wonders if it wasn't his female dante that wanted to SBS us

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood has decided to become strong and goes away to live in a mountain and train "The Way of the Neko."

[Ilesyt]

Ilesyt is bored and leaves Creative games forum.

oh and kuro, you've surpassed 200 posts <.<

[Peku]

Peku goes and parteys with female Dante

[joaotwix]

a snail threw a grenade into the ground out of boredom.. the reaction was higher than predicted and blew up the Earth

[Munkkiman]

Munkkiman sits on a cloud and thinks: "accident happens"

[Ilesyt]

munkki falls off the cloud and dies.

"Accidents happen, but sometimes, its for the best."

[Munkkiman]

"who said that?" Munkkiman wonders, not the fake Munkkiman(=Munikuman) who falled

[joaotwix]

joaotwix gets back from grocerie shopping and found the earth destroyed.. joaotwix cries a little and rebuilds the earth instantly cause he needs a place to put the groceries

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood returns from his training in the mountains. He is now very skilled in the ways of the Neko.
He kicks Munkki's ass with his new skills.

[Munkkiman]

*Munkkiman wakes up 5 weeks after the kick*

"ohaiyoo-oo~~"

[Peku]

After months of non-stop partying Peku decides it's time to get some rest~

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood decides it's time to stop Munkki once and for all.
Munkki recieves negative reputation. He get's three red dots and his skull implodes.

[Munkkiman]

"well, its good to have another head always in a backpack"

*switch*

"there, good as new" :D

[Peku]

Peku stare's in awe~

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood is amazed at Munkki's immortality and goes back to the mountains for training.

[Munkkiman]

"...oi, sorry! dont be sad. I cheer you up....there"

*Munkkiman gives other Munkkiman-head from backpack to Darkblood*

[DarkBlood]

DarkBlood is disgusted and crushes the head between his fingers. Muahaha.

[Munkkiman]

"umm....why you crushed your own head?" Munkkiman wonders