The wish corruption thread

[Angelz]

I found this thread in another forum and thought it was just hillarious.

Basically you wish for something and then sombody else grants it but with a twist.


User A:
I wish I have One Piece latest chapter

User B:
Granted, but you're blind.
I wish I have $1000000

User C:
Granted but its paper money
I wish...

--- you get the idea. You MUST always wish for something in every post and grants the wish of the people above you.

Let me start,

I wish I have a new laptop

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted, but you have no hands.

I wish I was a great Swordsman XD.

[B-One]

granted but you lose all your highscores to me mouhahhaaXD

I wish I was a tae kwon do specialist^^

[sakura_hime04]

Granted after that you're gonna be kill with another tae kwondo specialist

i wish i get my holidays

[B-One]

granted but you will be drenched by the rain all week long^^

I wish Imp-boy wouldn't take my viva la volley highscore:p

[sakura_hime04]

Granted but they got beat in another match
i wish that i get some melon pan

[Angelz]

Granted but you have a toothache

i wish it's 8 p.m. already

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but now your in a coma

I wish i Had a giant Plasma TV


(and sorry B-one I guess the viva volley wish didnt acually get granted kukuku)

[Angelz]

Granted but you don't have any plave to put it

I wish i can be super clever without studying

[B-One]

Granted but you get laugh at all day long by people calling you a nerdy bastard. ^^
I wish for the same thing as you:p

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but now your only friend is that nerd Angelz ^^''

I wish i had a bigger hard drive on my comp

[B-One]

granted but you won't be able to go on internet with your computer anymore^^
I wish someone could help me with my philosophy homework:p

[Kaizen]

Granted but that person failed in philosophy

I wish i had a playstation 3

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but (the ps3 sucks anyways so lol, don't reallt need to corrupt that) It is broken beyon repair.

I wish i had a Time Machine (preferable a DeLorean with a Flux capacitor)

[Kaizen]

Granted but you can't come back to the current era

I wish I could meet Akira Toriyama

[B-One]

Granted but he's not the mangaka, just a normal guy with the same name lol
I wish Imp could do more typesetting and less arcading^^.

[Angelz]

Oh, I would love to grant that wish!!!

GRANTED!!!!!!! but he stop playing arcade games - too frequently ^^

I wish that I will do well in tomorrow test.

[Fiendish_Imp]

oi how does that corrupt his wish more like multiple bad things to me

Anyways, Granted your wish, but that test will be worth 0% of the course

I wish people would stop being jerks about the arcade thing -__-

[Angelz]

If only that test is worth 0% than I would be singing the whole night ^^

Granted but you got bitten by a rabid dog >.<

I wish I am sleepy now

[Kaizen]

Granted but your on a suger high

I wish this was me! :Hi:

[B-One]

Granted^^, but you'd get pursuied by anime fan girls who think that your cute (wow is that a bad thing?) ok then you fall and scratch your knee^^.

I wish I knew how or where you take your AWESOME sigs and avatar^^ (not a joke I really wanna know:D)

[Kaizen]

Granted but you can't afford any softwear

I wish I could be king of the arcade.

[B-One]

Granted but you would be called Imp-boy all day long...
I wish Kaizen would be a mod^^

[Kaizen]

Granted but i already am one muhahaha

I wish B-One would stop staring at my siggy HAHAHA.

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but he already saved it and is using it as his desktop BG
I wish typesetting wasn't sooo boring to do lol

[B-One]

Granted but you'd still be stuck in Venicia-mum's basement mouahhahaha
Lol I wish people wouldn't take me for such a big pervert...I'm just a wannabe perv...

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but now your known as Ebisu (the closet pervert from naruto)

I wish i could win a free trip to Japan

[Angelz]

granted but your airplane crash and you're stuck on a small deserted island in japan. [Have a nice trip~!]

I wish I have less homework, quiz, test and lecture hours.

[B-One]

Granted but you'd be stuck in a closed room all day long without internet...
I wish days would have 36 hours^^. Who doesn't agree?

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but an hour now consists of only 15 minutes

I wish Money grew on tree's XD

[Kaizen]

Granted but it's ilegial to pick (Like weed!)

I wish I had some Ramen :(

[Angelz]

granted but you have a serious case of ulcer

I wish I can sleep whenever I want

[B-One]

granted but you would always be sleepwalking and knocking your head everywhereXD.

I wish I could sleep whenever I want without being sleepwalking and knocking my head everywhereXD

[Tofu]

Granted but you fall down some stairs and die from a broken neck.

I wish i could be a scanlator.

[B-One]

Granted, go to the tutorial forum (hmmm something bad now...) but you brake a nail!? lol that was bad XD.

I wish peeps would participate more in my annoying games^^.

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but they never follow the rules of the games and lots of other people spam in them

I wish I had a high paying job that didn't require me to do much work ^^

[B-One]

granted go to the gouvernement^^loz... (bad reputation...<.<)

I wish I could have more time to work out these dayz...

[Angelz]

granted but it's rainy season

[Kaizen]

Granted but you didn't make a wish

I wish I was in Tokyo!

[Angelz]

lol! I forgot! Gomen...

um yea granted but you're stuck in the underground drain - tokyo underground... keh3

I wish I only have 2 hours of lab and no lecture today or tutorial today

[Faiakin]

granted but you are stuck in an empty room the rest of the day

i wish i didn't have to work a double on friday =/

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but its because you've been fired.


I wish I hadn't failed my Math 114 last year.

[B-One]

granted but you would have turned into a nerdy^^

I wish I had more time to be on this forum...

[Angelz]

granted but you're a banned user - so you can't post anything

I wish I can sleep for a whole day today - i don't even care if i'm in a coma.

[B-One]

Not being able to post...:Nooooooo:. Don't do that to meeeee pls:(...

Granted but you would wake up in another dimension where manga doesn't exist...mouhahaha

I wish I didn't need to sleep:3

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you are a zombie

i wish i could dance better than Astaire

[B-One]

granted but you would be a zombie^^

I wish a was a zombieXD

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but Ussopp came and shot some salt into your mouth

i wish i could play Concertina

[Angelz]

granted but you broke your leg

I wish I'm this century differential equation genius :D

[Faiakin]

granted but you'll be stuck spending so much time solving DiffEq problems, that you have no more time for mangas.

I wish I could go back in time and retake last week's spreadsheet exam =/

[Angelz]

but a mad scientist caught you and torture you for the secret of traveling through time

I wish there is more time in a day but less work.

[B-One]

Granted but you can't sleep anymore^^

I wish I had a conga:3

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted But its a fake plastic one

I wish i could have whatever food i want instantly appear in front of me (and be real and delicious :p)

[B-One]

(plastic like donkey conga???:3)

Granted but you're not hungry anymore...

I wish my elbow would stop hurting...and still having it^^

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but now every part of your body except your elbow is in severe pain.

I wish that the Oilers will do good this season.

(and donkey conga's were exactly what i was thinking of)

[B-One]

Granted but the red sox loses badly and Yankee wins...

I wish I had a donkey conga XD

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but there is nitroglycerin inside them so if you hit them its EXPLODES!

I wish it would hurry up and be tonight, so i can have some TURKEY wooooo.

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but the turkey is actually made of meat substitute

I wish that i could fly to the moon

[Faiakin]

granted but there's no return flight home.

I wish that FMA would be out already (i hate waiting a month for it >.>)

[Edward Newgate]

granted but the chapter wrecks the whole series.

I wish i could read Oda's brain to see how One Piece ends

[real0st]

Granted, but your brain exploded from the amount of of possible ways OP could turn out. you don't have the brain capactiy of Oda XP.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but now your a shackled genie stuck in a lamp that is buried in a cave somewhere in the desert.

I wish the AMV's i make acually come out like how i envision them.

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but nobody can watch them

i wish i had 9 lives

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but now your a stray cat

I wish i made something, that won me peoples internets (ie. they love it so much they go you won my internet kinda thing)

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but it was something of total humiliation to you

i wish that i had a 10 million dollar yacht.

[B-One]

Granted but he sinks after you go on it^^

I wish people would make me good cookies when I want some:p

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you get sick of cookies and are never able to like them again.

i wish i was ambidextrous.

[B-One]

granted but you would break everything you touch equally

I wish I wasn't so absent-minded sometime^^

[Azhurai]

This is fun ^^
Granted but you're a CS(Cleaning Service) from now to the rest of ur life
I wish I could seen every beautiful sceneries all over the world before I died...

[B-One]

Granted, but you see them all tomorrow and die tomorrow (without knowing how one piece finishes...ouch)

I wish I had more time:p

[Faiakin]

granted, but you have to sacrifice your post count for it!!!

I wish the Yankees lose tonight

[mab]

granted, but you have to love the yankees after

i wish i have something to do

[B-One]

granted go do a chapter...by yourself (again)...alone...in a dark damp room

I wish i didn't need to do a lab report for tomorrow...

[mab]

granted but u have to do the chapter with me hehehe

i wish i can close this thread

[Faiakin]

granted...but B-One will just start another one...haha..and admit it you enjoy this anyways.

I wish I could find a new job.

[Angelz]

granted but your boss is an ugly monster and is a pervert

I wish I can't answer all the question in my DE test today correctly T_T

[B-One]

Ok but... yeah you drop your pen and it BREAKS mouahahaha (B-One trying to be evil - do not throw rocks...)

I wish that this week I wouldn't have college..

(lol at the restarting this thread Faiakin:p...love your sig+avatar^^)

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you fail all your classes.

I wish that i had a Wi-fi implant in my head

[Angelz]

granted but you got sick because I sent you a trojan XD

I wish I don't have a runny nose

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but now you don't have a nose (and we will all call you Kuririn)

I wish the Red Sox win the World Series

[mab]

granted but then they should close the club

i wish that franky house to be the biggest site in the web

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but abvously if it was that popular considering what we do (scanlate) we get shut down

I Wish I didn't require sleep

[B-One]

me too eeeh, granted but you would be unable to move^^
I wish I had a PS3:P

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted ... but just having one is punishment in itself haha jk (its sony it doesn't work and is unfixable)

I wish i had psychic powers

[Faiakin]

granted but you can only read ppl's minds when they think bad thoughts about you or things you like (i.e i hate impy's stupid Red Sox! :p)

I wish my boyfriend didn't live 5 hours from me =/

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you broke up

i wish i had an Nokia N95-3 cellphone

[Faiakin]

zomg...its alive again :banana:

..granted but it brakes after one day

i wish i do well on my accounting exam tomorrow

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but you fail the rest of your accounting exams

I wish lots of people would help with the Franky House Hell AMV project I started

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but the AMV's they do are horrible enough to be from hell and you cant stand to watch them.

I wish i knew Japanese

[B-One]

granted but you become mute... and blind...and stupid

I wish I could eat now...ooooh diner's ready^^

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but your having sh!t for dinner (yum)

I wish i found a genie lamp

[Faiakin]

granted...but after three wishes, you become the genie.

I wish the indians beat the sox tonight (just for you impy :bounce:)

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted... but it was just some native people who found a red sox and then "beat" it with knifes and stuff

I wish that the Boston Red Sox Will Defeat the Cleveland Indians in the MLB ALCS game tonight.

(>^_^)>

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you have a heart attack while watching them

I wish i had my own country

[real0st]

Granted, but you're food is laced with poison that will kill you in 5 days giving you 5 days of doing anything you want

I wish that on one of last few days, you delete delete all the high scores and I become the high score champion of all of time(even though I've only played like two games in there)

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but a Hacker comes and gets hacked higscores

I wish, torador isn't as good as he boasts to be

[B-One]

Granted I want that too...but I still get all your highscores^^

I wish I didn't have to start typesetting or cleaning<.<"

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted (because well you dont lol) but the arcade becomes only open to people part of the speedscan project and FH staff

I wish I Veni didn't keep pressuring me to start cleaning ^^

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you get kicked out of FH.........

I wish that i could have three uber wishes

[B-One]

granted but you can't use them...

I wish the pervy fc would have more than 3 peeps in it XD.

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but they are all of guys

i wish that i had a tin of Belgian chocolates right now

[B-One]

granted wow me too...but yours is melted and fell on the floor before you had it...

I wish I didn't need to go to college this morning

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but that because you've been kicked out of the school

I wish that I wasn't so damn bored right now~~

[Faiakin]

granted...but thats cause you lost ALL your arcade scores and need to get them back :P

I wish I knew what to wish for o.O

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you wish for it and it gets corrupted in this thread XD

i wish that my Pandora radio station would play what i want it to.

[B-One]

granted but you can't access it since you don't live in the US...

I wish I could listen to pandora

[mab]

granted but you loss your hearing

i wish i can be rich

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but money can't buy you love

I wish i Had a large Silver hammer

[B-One]

me too...

granted but you have to give it to me^^

I wish I could sleep well tonight:p

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but you can't wake up for 50 years haha

I wish I had an even larger silver hammer since my last one i gave to B

[B-One]

granted but you would have to give it to the mighty B-One

I wish I could sleep well tonight and wake within 50 years^^

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted you wake up in 49 years 11 months and 20 days

I wish I Had a craptastic amount of platnium

[B-One]

granted but you would need to give it all up to me^^

I wish I could sleep well tonight and wake WHEN I WANT TO...

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but tomorrow night you dont sleep at all

I wish that Bill Gates would die and leave me his inheritance

[B-One]

granted but you would have to give it all to me XD...a repeater woooooaah - 1/2 trick points

I wish I had a cool thing to say here

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but the forum crashes before anybody can read it.

i wish i was in the worst possible circumstances right now

(try and make that one worse :evil: )

[B-One]

granted but you like this circumstance so it's no that bad...

I wish I could fly:p

[Edward Newgate]

Hmm, that answer.........weird. I spose that is what i get for wishing for such a weird thing.

granted, but you can never go nearer than 5 meters to the ground.

I wish that i could control gravity

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but as soon as you gained the powers it atoumatically set the gravity level to 0ver 9000 normal gravity so you were squasshed and died before doing much.

I wish I didn't have to keep giving everything i wshed for to B.

[Faiakin]

granted...but instead you give them to me!!!!!

i wish i had my favorite meal for dinner tonight.

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but, its you last meal bwahahaha

I wish I had a pizza right now.

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but Faiakin ate it before you could even taste it.

I wish that I had perfect hand-eye coordination

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but your blind

I wish I had an easy decent paying job

[akan]

Granted, but you then got fired for lazyness.

I wish I didn't have to spend so much time on school : /

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but that because you've failed out of school

I Wish I Wasn't so lazy (well not really but i need a job xD)

[akan]

(haha xD)

granted, but you're arms suddenly dissapeared xD

I wish I was smarter ( so I can get back in ;))

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but ailenate everyone you meet becuase of you smarts so you become a lonely outcast

I wish kakazu was a real person, so he could sew my arms back on

[akan]

Granted, but he had no arms either

I wish I was more populare.

(bwhaha, this is so good xD)

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but you have cancer

I wish i was dead, because there is no point in living if it got cut off...

[akan]

Granted, but you got resurrected as a zombie by hogback

I wish House would fix my cancer

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but you get some other disease because of poor hospital hygiene

I wish i got someone really strong's shadow and became one of the SH nakama

[akan]

Granted, you fell overboard the ship and now are now walking around on the bottom on the sea since you can't go up in the sun or die.

I wish I had some antibiotics to take care of all the diseases

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but you overdose and become deathly ill

I wish i became part of davy jones football team and my locker was put beside his xD

[akan]

Granted, but davy Jones's team got last of the season and had to move down a division.

I wish I became Immortal and didn't have to bother with any diseases.

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but being immortal dosn't exlude you from all the pain and suffuring so, instead of Dying you are in pain and can barly move for all eternity

I wish Sena (ES 21) had the same fate as me and joined our team so we would win the division

[akan]

Granted, but ryuuhei, the wild gunmen, the devilbat team and ojou made one super team so you ain't ever going to win.

I wish I had no pain nerves and my body was fused with magic so I can walk around and be a mage with an immortal body :)

[Faiakin]

granted, but you do stupid things (like burn yourself or lose a limb :p) cause you don't know any better.

I wish the FairyTail trans was out :Nooooooo:

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but its a german trans

I Wish I was wised back to life by the dragonballs

(damn you you posted right before me so i had to change my post)

[B-One]

Granted but you choke on a dragon's balls...<.<"

I wish I could wish for something^^

[Faiakin]

(ahh...isn't that what you are doing now?)

granted...but it doesn't come true!

I wish I had my laptop back

@impy...i can read german noob :P

[B-One]

Granted but you choke on it^^

I wish I could learn German faster...^^

[akan]

granted, but germans start speaking french

since I wished I was smarter a few posts back faiakin's twist doesn't work so I'm home free :D and since I'm an immortal now and can do magic i do not have anything great left xD

hmmm... one maby! i wish I had Hiro's skill from heroes :)

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but you get sealed in an alternate diemnsion by a stroger evil mage

I Wish Smash Bros Brawl hadn't gotten delayed

[akan]

hmm stronger mage Eyh? not a problem ;) I have Hiro's skill so I can jump through time and space! ain't nobody catching up to me :D

granted, but it was far from as good as you had hoped it to be.

I don't have any more wishes so I'm gonna stop :D i'll start from scratch tomorrow ;)
a few To-Love-Ru and off to bed.

muhahhahaha.. messing thread now ^^

[Faiakin]

hmm...i'm gonna mess up you attempt of derailment :P

i wish I had sylar's skill from heroes (prior to this season), so I can kill akan and steal his time/space warping skill :evil:

[Fiendish_Imp]

keh you can't ruin this thread like that, so Now some odd phenom hapned thta made you lose all your powers and traped you inbewtween dimensions

I Wish No one else try to ruin and end this thread lol



Edit: Damn you faiakin that the second time you did that posting at same time as me.

So you stole akan's powers after i had them, taken away so it made you have no powers and you got trapped inbetwen dimensions with akan

[akan]

Granted, but a shark bit you (lol, random :P)

I wish the Dragonballs would resurrect med too.

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but you get attacked by a shark right after

I wish I had some awesome swords

[Akki Rei]

Granted, but they're only awesome to look at.

I wish I had enough money to donate to FH.

[akan]

granted, but you donated 1 billion and made FH the best site on net :D

I think I'm going to need some swords to :D (to take down the shark ^^)

[B-One]

granted...was that a wish? but you chop yourself also

wish i found something better than bohemian rhapsody (impossible:p)

[mab]

granted...but it will be your last thing to do in earth

i wish i can fly

[Akki Rei]

Granted, but while flying, the government takes you out because they thought you were a UFO

I wish winter vacation was here now.

[B-One]

Granted but no snow this winter

I wish I could have more than one wish

(it was a bad joke akki Rei so I edited it...)

[mab]

granted but your wish is my wish

i wish i have superpower

[Akki Rei]

Granted but no snow this winter

I wish I could have more than one wish

(it was a bad joke akki Rei so I edited it...)

:sorry: Thanks for the edit.

Granted... but you gain the superpower to implode yourself.

I wish my neighbors would stop playing rock music.

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but they start playing really bad opera

I wish I had a power level that was over 9000 xD

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you cant stop quoting the video

i wish that everybody here read Terry Pratchett

[real0st]

Granted, but the books burn in our fingers. Way to go, now we can't read any books because of you XP

I wish I was father time.

[B-One]

granted but time would only stop to you

I wis my wish is your wish^^

(no prob akki rei... I will pm to tell you why^^)

[Angelz]

granted but it works both way so my wish is also your wish...

now... I wish I have a cute fluffly Lavi bunny to hug every night while I sleep XD

[B-One]

Granted but you would never wake up^^

I wish I could eat right now...no I'm going to eat right now:p

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you end up getting food poisoning, and and get sent to a hospital and can only eat through a tube

I wish that i could find more awesome jazz.

[B-One]

granted but you bacome deaf after hearing it^^

I wish I could go out tonight:p

[Faiakin]

granted but you do something really stupid and get arrested for it.

I wish I didn't have this giant headache. >.>

[Angelz]

granted but now you don't have a head

wish I can feel alive

[B-One]

granted your a zombie

Wish I had a nice car:p

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but its just the frame

I Wish I could get caught up on all the posts i missed obver the last 2 days faster xD (over 500 of them lol)

[mab]

granted but after that a porblem occur in the site make your posts become 0

i wish i have the power to enter some pictures

[Angelz]

granted but you mistakenly entered your baby pictures -and we all have a nice good laugh

wish I'm a supergirl that can finish all my work in half an hour

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you hafta spend most of the day saving the world now.

I wish that it was friday.

[mab]

granted but no manga this week and your sick cannot go out until monday

i wish i have the granted u will say and that is it

[Angelz]

grantnot - oops I misspelled - how unlucky for you ^^

I wish ants would extinct

[mab]

no not fair

[Fiendish_Imp]

(!!!!!!!!!! tryin to destroy the thread mab rawr)

Granted (the ants) but it just the movie ants which becmes "extinct" and immpossible to buy

I wish all my previous wishes became uncorrupted, and stayed like that and the only corruption that is befallen on this wish is that I have to cough once

[B-One]

lol looks who's destroying the thread now<.<

Granted but you slip in another dimension where all you previously stated wish are still corrupted...and you cough TWICE mouhahaha

I wish that my wish is uncorrupted (simple as its best^^)

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but to make your wish uncorrupted, you had to wish it wasn't corrupted, and it was your last wish, so now you can't wish anymore.

I wish that i had an unlimited amount of incorruptible wishes, and all the wishes that have been corrupted in the past of mine were uncorrupted.

[B-One]

Granted but... man this sucks...time reverse itself and goes back before you can wish those and become mute...so you can't wish...or write cause both arm are now stuck in a bucket for eternity...

I wish people would make easier corruptible wish...

[Angelz]

Granted... so easy that you're bored with it.

I wish I have food in front of me to eat (nothing disgusting or rotting)

[Faiakin]

granted...but there's a barrier around the food that keeps you from getting to it (haha...kekkaishi ftw)

I wish I could fast forward through my five hour drive on friday (with no accidents or tickets)

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but during that time you have a revelation that would have allowed you to become the most famous physicist ever, but since you skip over that, you are now a lowly whatever you are.

I wish that i was dictator of the world, and everybody loved me.

[B-One]

granted you would be the dictator of your washroom (your world) and everybody (bacteria + poop) loves ya^^

I wish I found out earlier that french vanilla coffee tasted this great...

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but you overdosed on caffiene and are dead now.

I wish B would send me $5000 (canadian funds) so i could pay back my student loan

[B-One]

no way... granted but it's canadian monopoly money^^

Wish Imp could come and visit:p

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but you have to send me funds XD

I wish Monopoly money counted a a useable currency in the real world

[B-One]

granted but it's also food^^

I wish for ...^^

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted, but you only get 30 points for that, and then you died which is a terrible score. (pacman dots)

I Wish, I monopoy money was tasty since its edible lol

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but now no-one can play Monopoly, because all the money was eaten.

I wish that i had a pair of bone conduction earphones

[B-One]

Yeah those seem nice^^...granted but you have to give them to the mighty B-One^^

I wish I was mighty XD

[Faiakin]

granted...but its only for today...with only three hours left to go :p

I wish I could undo everyone's wishes.

[B-One]

granted but they would still wish them back

I wish FT wasn't this addicting^^

(you and I in the same time line or what<.<?)

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but, its more addicting

I wish It I had that money for my student loan uhg

(and why don't you take a look at the fh staff map B, isnt she like right under you?)

[Faiakin]

granted...but you recieve the money from selling one of your kidneys on the black market.

I wish my teachers didn't assign so many stupid projects.

(wtf are you two talking about?...and don't remind me of how close B-One is...mooncrow...save me!!!)

[Mooncrow]

granted, but the one they do assign you is ten times bigger^^

I wish root canals didn't hurt so bad ><

(*looks around for his bat; ah, ready to go*)

[B-One]

granted but you would lose all your teeth

I wish Faia would live even closer so we could be friends:hug:

(lol I didn't even say something...please wait a bit before calling for help...and I said I didn't wanna play the stalking game anymore...:(...and Imp...I did this map...so I know where she lives;))

[mab]

granted but i come closer to u and destroys whatever happen

i wish B-one losses all his posts :)

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you lose yours too.

I wish I had my driver's license

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but you forgot it and went driving and got pulled over and you didnt have your license with you

I wish I could control time

(and wow a little nervous are we faia, we were only talking about how you were in same time zone as B, cuz you said something had 3 hours left and it was same time for him)

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you go back and kill your grandad and become involved in a time paradox

I wish i had a Vespa.

[B-One]

granted but you have to eat it^^

Wish I wouldn't be so sore^^

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you now cannot move

I wish that i knew how to play every musical instrument in the world better than anyone else

[B-One]

granted but nobody would care...

I wish I played piano like this guy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQYYT3qlTu4 XD

[Faiakin]

granted but thats cause you spend all day practicing and never log on FH again.

I wish I get a really good sleep tonight for my long day tomorrow.

I wish Faia would live even closer so we could be friends

(i thought i was your friend :cry: )

[B-One]

Well yeah me too...so you would have to share with me^^

I wish I could eat tons of donuts right now:p

(Faia you are my friend but I was wishing for best friends ^^)

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but they are crappy donuts, so you get so sick you never are able to eat them again.

I wish i had a completely modded DS Lite

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but it breaks and your warranty is voided cuz its modded

I wish a freeloader kind of thing came out for wii so i could play import wii games

[capicis]

granted, but while you were playing the wii control flew onto the TV and now you don't have a TV.

I wish to finished my PH.D 4 years.

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted puts its a phd in wish corrupting which isnt very usuefull in obtaining a job

I Wish I had a new TV

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but its a crappy black and white one

I wish that i could work more, so i could get more money

[mab]

granted but u loss the ability to work so no more work

i wish that i could understand everything in the world

[capicis]

granted but now you can speak to anyone

I wish I could go to Machu Pichu

[B-One]

granted but you would lose yourself and never come back to a computer^^

I wish I could wish to eat something good:p

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but when you wish to eat something good, your wish gets corrupted.

I wish that i could solve all paradoxes ever thought of.

[B-One]

granted but that would be paradoxal...

wishy wished my wish was wishing good

[Edward Newgate]

lol ummm.....granted, but you turn into a transylvanian creature and get hunted by mobs with pitchforks and stuff.

I wish i knew how to corrupt every wish in the most horrible way possible.

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but you have the corruption touch (like midas touch) so everything you touch is corrupted including your food and you die when you touch yourself xD

I wish I Could clean better and faster without practice

[B-One]

yeah me two...corruption= you stink THERE XD

I wish I had a mustang...not the car...the bike XD

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but it gets stolen the day after getting it.

I Wish i had a real death note, (:evil eyes:))

[Faiakin]

granted, but you put your name in it to identify that its yours and you die :p

I wish reinstalling windows on my laptop didn't take so long >.> its annoying being here and not being able to help

[Fiendish_Imp]

Granted but it didn't install correctly cuz you were rushing it and know its crashes evertime you open up a program

I Wish my Attempt at cleaning bleach is good enough

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but nobody else's is so you hafta clean everything else too

I wish i dint hafta go help my mom dry apples.....

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted you have to help dry oranges and bannanas now

I Wish Veni didn't get pissed at me everytime i try and clean bleach -_-''

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but now Bleach is all you can clean, cuz Veni gets incredibly pissed if you try and do anything else

I wish i had a Zen Zen

[Angelz]

Granted but you had an amnesia and forget all about zen zen

I wish I have more time in a day to complete my work and sleep

[B-One]

granted but you can't do anything except working and sleeping now^^

I wish I could do everything that I want:p

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but you lose your sight and hearing

I wish i had an uber computer that i dint have to share

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but it overheats and fry's the proccessor

I wish i could throw an apple at b-one's head really hard and watch it explode :p

[B-One]

(the apple or my head?)...granted but just wait what I'll throw at you...:DotheMonkey:

I wish I could live closer to Imp...man we'd have some fun together (thrash talking eachother and talking about perverted stuff XD)

[Faiakin]

--stupid double posting!!!--

granted, but he lives next door to you and comes over all the time and eats all your food.

I wish i didn't have this big headache.

[B-One]

granted but you don't have your head anymore^^

I wish I had a donut right now:p

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but it is a poop donut

I wish that i had a mansion designed by me

[B-One]

granted but it's in a 1/10 proportion^^

I wish I could go deer hunting in montana:p

[capicis]

granted but you are arrested for illegal hunting

I wish I could go to a club tonight

[B-One]

granted but it's too hot there and get sick...then someone put something in your glass and you lose your way comming home and end up being arrested for public nudity...:p

I wish I had a nice hat^^

[Faiakin]

granted, but i think its ugly

I wish i had cable internet at home...my dsl is a big pain >.>

[B-One]

Granted but I think it's ugly...

I wish I had a confy couch under my @ss now:p

(lol how was that corrupted faia?)

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but it is full of bedbugs and you cause an infestation

I wish my sister would go away right now

[capicis]

granted but you are going with her.

I wish my son stops messing with the printer

[B-One]

granted they fuse together and now you have a printer-son...

I wish I had more hands

[Fiendish_Imp]

granted but you get shot for being a freak

I wish i didn't feel sick right now

[B-One]

Granted but you would feel stupid instead

I wish Gantz was out...

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but it is so horrible you puke all over your computer.......

I wish that my homework was done with a perfect A

[B-One]

granted but perfect A is the worst note you can get in the new dimension you warped in^^

I wish I could do my homework without comming here and spam...>.>"

[mab]

granted but u have to come here and spam because it is your homework :)

i wish i can do more then 1000 pushup

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but only because you are huge and green and wear purple spandex

I wish Hanashi would come out with a new chap of Kurozakuro

[mab]

granted but for some reason when he tried to draw he got some pain and stop forever

i wish hunter x hunter OVA 4 be out now now now

[Edward Newgate]

granted, but it never gets put on the internet, and it never comes out anywhere but japan, so you can never watch it

I wish that i was a super whiz at Physics

[Faiakin]

granted, but your head explodes from trying to calculate too much at once.

I wish i wasn't so sleepy >.>

[B-One]

Granted but you can't stay awake either so coma would be what is left...

I wish I didn't hate cats this much:p

[Faiakin]

grantd...but instead you hate dogs! (which i'm assuming if you hate cats, you like dogs instead)

I wish this laptop didn't need anymore tweeking.